He’ll give you $10 to see your WHAT??

The King Of Rock ‘n Roll you better believe it.Little Richard will tell ya, just like he told me when I first met him (and every time after too.)

Little Richard is crazy but that’s rock ‘n roll. I don’t know if he’s still living there, but forever he was staying at the Hyatt Hotel on Sunset. It’s call the rock ‘n roll Hyatt. He is driven around in the back seat of a Benz handing out signed bibles to male teenagers.

I am not making this up, Ike Turner Jr. told me (yes he told Jacky directly.) Ike Turner Jr. said, “when he was a kid Little Richard use to give him 10 dollars to show his dick.” This guy Little Richard was the first dude to ever wear eyeliner. He was the first dude to wear make-up, fake moles, he invented the shit.

When I met Little Richard and Phil Spector at Ike Turner’s funeral (Phil’s another story) he gave me the whole game. Little Richard is in a wheel chair now and he’s also a born again Christian.

I am sure the King Of Rock ‘n Roll, Mr. Tutti Frutti baptized a lot of boys in his time. You still wanna have first communion?

The history of Rock ‘n Roll is crazy. I’ll tell you the dark stories of your legends. It’s all a part of your climb up the Ladder Of $ucce$$

Jacky 50:02

(Originally published January 9, 2009)