Lilo Does the Crime & Doesn’t Do the Time!

After serving less than two-weeks of her three-month jail sentence, Lindsay Lohan is now a free woman.

The troubled Hollywood actress was released from prison early Monday morning, and is now on her way to checking into a UCLA rehab facility to treat her substance abuse problems, ordered by the court.

This isn’t the first time a Hollywood starlet got a slap on the wrist from breaking the law. You may remember reality actress Alexis Neiers was also given a break after the “Pretty Wild” star was exposed as a member of the notorious Bling Ring gang, a group of burglars who targeted celebrity homes and fled with star victim’s money, jewels and clothing. Just last week, Alexis was also released from prison after serving just one-month of her six-month jail sentence. This after Alexis was caught on surveillance camera burglarizing the home of Orlando Bloom. Her take? $500,000 worth in cash, jewels and and other items.

Then, we have DMX who was sentenced to 90-days in jail back on July 26th of this year. Unfortunately for him, the rapper isn’t looking at an early release from prison. DMX court ordered time behind bars stems from a 2002 driving conviction. Correct me if I’m wrong, but both Lindsay and Alexis are thieves (Lilo stole $400,000 worth of jewelry during her Elle magazine photo shoot, and Alexis burglarized celebrity homes), but DMX never stole from anybody. So, why does he get the book thrown at him?

Nicca’s get no respect.

Don’t you agree?