Ludacris Reveals His Nerd Side

When I turned on my television set this morning, I discovered that Regis was absent from today’s air of “Live With Regis and Kelly”, and rapper Ludacris sat in as Regis’ replacement.

I always knew Ludacris was a boring dude, but today he revealed himself to the world as a stiff individual. Dude had nothing to say as Kelly ran the show – and she’s boring too, not to mention hard for the eyes to look at. The bitch is so skinny and has a bighead. She’s always talking about her husband and three kids, when what most people want to really know is if she’s stopped sniffing blow.

Back to Luda – Dude was dressed in a suit which he didn’t wear well. He was suited up more like he was heading to a nine to five, rather than the stage. Brett Michaels was a guest on the show and he looked more hip than Luda, who looked nothing like a pimp or a street nicca. Know why? Because he’s a fucking nerd mane! Don’t get it fucked up Luda has one or two tracks that I may like, but that doesn’t take away from him being a complete fucking dufus. Luda ended up performing his new single which I forgot the name of, because the record is nothing to remember. But it’s definitely a record for the young girls to shake their ass to – I can’t believe they had this nicca promoting this shit on morning television…What the fuck was CBS thinking?

Luda should of stole the show from Kelly, but he didn’t. So the next show he should do is Sesame Street because dude should really be hanging out with Big Bird. Don’t you agree?