Madonna’s Latest Jumpoff is a PUSSY!

It seems that Madonna likes to be the only one wearing the pants in her house — Well that’s no surprise. But, get this…Underwear model, Jesus Luz, was spotted hiding in a corner CRYING at a party he was DJ’ing after someone threw a beer in his face! And, he didn’t return to ‘the wheels of steel’ until he rounded up four bodyguards to watch his back.

The 22-year-old Madonna boy-toy better toughen up that skin! That’s because he’s set to step into the spotlight with a April CD release…that is under his master, dominatrix Madonna’s label.

Madonna is one of the biggest tricks in the game right. You may remember her buying a pub for ex-husband, Guy Ritchie. Now she’s handing out record deals, gigs, and a lavish lifestyle. Seems like Madge is following in the footsteps of Elizabeth Taylor. Don’t you agree?