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Told you all this bitch is crazy, word is she dumped A-Rod. Madonna is now running around with Jesus Luz.
He’s a Brazilian model.

I don’t think Madonna got rid of A-Rod. I believe they are both swingers.

I like Brazilian women, Madonna likes Brazilian men. We both like the sunshine zone (aka the azz zone), and we are both learning to speak Portuguese.

Madonna got Jesus Luz on tour with her, he’s fucking the shit out of her. I wonder what A-Rod is doing? My advise to A-Rod is that he should take a vacation to Brazil like I am. He should by the book Portuguese For Dummies. I bought it, and will read it on the plane and when the plane lands and makes a perfect touchdown in the azz zone. You should get ready to indulge in the worst debauchery, like I am going to.

Brazil does not carry Magnum condoms so A-Rod if you packing  (maybe the steroid usage didn’t effect your pee pee) if it did, then just bring Lifetstyle condoms. Bring boxes of condoms you are going to need it. The chic’s in Brazil don’t know me as Jacky, they know as Senor Jose Garcia. I blend in and so can you A-Rod.

Take a trip A-Rod it’s coconut money. It’s nothing, You will forget all about that old retarded (wrinkle pussy) Bitch. Leave Madonna the cougar for Jesus. This Jesus kid probably got an Oedipus complex (Sigmund Freuds theory.)

Fuck Madonna, Mick Tha Trick did. Mick use to be my tailor (before he went to jail.) He was Teena Marie’s tailor as well. Mick in the early 80’s use to be Madonna’s tailor, Mick use to fuck the shit out of Madonna. His stories about her are the best, I heard her fellatio is good.

The girls in Brazil, their fellatio is impeccable as well, A-Rod.  I am sure you already know this, but someone has to remind you, and I just did.

When ho’s in America start acting up take a trip to the azz zone. Only then and there you will find out spoiled promiscuous North American bitches ain’t shit.

Jacky 15:05

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