MARIAH CAREY: TOO OLD FOR PREGNANCY

Mariah wants a baby badly. She’s trying everything to accomplish the mission even the fertility clinic option is on the table.

It’s not Nick’s fault, no way! He’s too young. It’s Mariah. She’s too old to have kids but young enough to do pop records. What a joke.

Mariah is like 40 now. She used to go out with Tommy Mottola. He’s older than my mom. Who does she think she’s fooling? Is her relationship with Nick just an image for her to seem relevant to the Miley Cyrus demographic?

All that cocaine and Xtacy in her system doesn’t help much either. Mariah and little Nicky should go to Africa and adopt. Pregnancy will destroy the little figure she has left so helping a child in Africa is best. Wouldn’t you agree?