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McDonald’s Is The Most Sustainable Crack House In YOUR Neighborhood

by Jacky Jasper

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He’s your pusher and his name is Ronald McDonald.  He may have a huge red smile, but what he’s serving up to your kids can kill them.  Know why?  Because for each dollar you spend at the land of the golden arches, you get 1,200 calories.  That’s for a DOLLAR.  The average person needs 4,000 calories a day.  You’ll get that in one sitting at Mc. D’s.  Is this a form of genocide or what?

Ronald is worse than than a neighborhood crack pusher…he’s got a Mac-House on every block in every city of almost every country in the world.  Move over Nino Brown…you’ve got some heavyweight competition!!!  Once upon a time having some extra meat on your bones was viewed as a sign of wealth, but today, that same meat on your bones is looked down upon.  Know why?  Because it’s a sign of poverty mane. Ronald McDonald doesn’t give a $hit about white, black, yellow or brown.  Know why?  Because he’s only about his GREEN…and I ain’t talking veggies here.  Can parents stop with the fast food culture, and take their asses back to the kitchen???

-Guru Jacky

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4 Responses to “McDonald’s Is The Most Sustainable Crack House In YOUR Neighborhood”

  1. bomberBEATS |

    anyone seen this anti mcdonalds site?

    http://www.mypage.tsn.cc/c_richardson/maccas.htm

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  2. martin |

    HAHAHAHAHA never made this comparison before but it def works!

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  3. Anonymous |

    Kudos for bringing this out in the open…why have the youth in america become so obese in the past 30 yrs…thanks McD

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  4. HH |

    Like good ole uncle sam…

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