Mel B Turned-Out Long Before Eddie Murphy

Who is Mel B? I know little about this milf. What does she do? I think she’s a singer. Oh wait, my intern said Mel B was in that horrific all girl group, The Spice Girls. Do you remember any of their songs? I don’t and most of you feel the same way.

You can’t remember a tune from the Spice Girls to save your life and you wanna know why? It’s because they were a shitty pop group. Just like Jessica Simpson and Brittney Spears you won’t remember a song from them either. Is Mel B really a star? Some of you think so I don’t. Mel B was the colored girl in a all girl white group she was the token negro.

Wasn’t she? Wasn’t Mel B the token black girl in the Spice Girls? I’ll tell you this much, Mel B did a song with Missy Elliot. That’s right I said it Missy had her rusty paws all over that Spice girl. Missy had her way before Eddie Murphy did!

Missy tapped that ass back in the late 90′s didn’t know that? Now Mel B is the Black Milf Bikini Chic and I’m not excited are you? Some of you perverts are and that’s why Mel B is always showing her old ass. A younger chic should be there in her place Mel B is taking up space. She’s for the old guy who needs his hair to be rejuvenated am I lying? And there’s something about her that ain’t too good cause Eddie Murphy denied being her baby daddy for the longest time. I wonder why? Gold Digg’in bitch.

Eddie didn’t say it but his actions did and it said that her pussy ain’t no good but it got her really fuckin’ far didn’t it? Her music career certainly didn’t get it there!

Why do I gotta see this old ass bitch in a bikini? Vivca Fox is watching she’s getting ideas she’s going to scare us all and put on a bikini too. Back to Mel B.
Her man is some guy… I don’t know his name. Some of you do but I don’t care.

I’ll say this though, he’s a pimp! He came up didn’t he? He does nothing he’s just like K-Fed. Won’t you agree?

-Jacky