Michael Lohan Threatens Girlfriend, Anyone Scared?

by Jacky Jasper

Michael Lohan is back in trouble again know why? Michael made threatening phone calls to his girlfriend Erin Muller.

This dude is retarded he told his fiancee he’s going to kill her then he’s going to kill himself. Is Michael nuts? Yes.

On Wednesday Michael ran out of court when he saw the press reporter Kieran Crowley and photographer Dennis Clark. Guess what happened? His Lawyer Anthony Grandinette appeared on his behalf while he was hiding out in his girlfriend Erin’s car.

Wasn’t Micheal threatening to kill Erin? Dude is charged with aggravated harassment. Guess what? Micheal plead not guilty but he can serve up to a year if found guilty. Michael is still on parole and dude owes quite a bit of money on child support too; who does Michael Lohan remind you of?

His daughter Lindsay. Lindsay is a chip off the old block isn’t she?

-Guru Jacky