Mike “The Situation” Is Dancing With The Stars

by Jacky Jasper

Just because you’re booked to compete on “Dancing With the Stars” doesn’t mean you can cut the rug. That’s because the latest new constant to join the dance show is Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. For those of you who may not know, “The Situation” is probably the worst dancer out of the entire “Jersey Shore” cast. He’s set to put his rhythm to the test on “Dancing With the Stars” this season.

The reality show personality is reported rake in $5 million this year (that’s more money than Don Cheadle earned for his role in Iron Man 2), WTF?!?!?! Dude makes $60,000 per “Jersey Shore” episode and is expected to generate about $1 million in appearance fees. Mike “The Situation” is making more money than credible actors…this year he’s reported to make more money than Michael Cera.

Our society has become so fake that a person with no discernible or practiced talent is allowed to earn more than a professional actor and Mike is well aware of it. That’s why he has a fitness video, rap song, clothing line, vodka endorsement, and a string of potential movie roles. Mike commands $15k – $50k for an appearance, but you can book the Method Man and Redman for $20k. Mike is getting paid more per than professional comedian Mike Epps or Kat Williams, and all Mike has to do is show up. These other guys need to rehearse and PERFORM!

This is to the customer, not my readers (a message to mainstream audience): You guys are the haters…You hate real talent, and cheer people with lesser talent, like yourselves. I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again: You like people who you can mimic. You like people who need auto-tune when they sing, so you can copy what they do. You look up to people who can’t wait to get on your so-called reality shows, only to then shoot a home made porn and take it to Vivid.

Don’t believe me? Ask Spencer or Heidi Pratt.

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