MIXED GIRLS WEEK – Quickie News

Jon and Kate Gosslin are heading for a divorce…
Not to worry ladies, Kate is rich; she doesn’t care if Jon leaves.
Maybe that’s why Jon is banging Kate’s plastic surgeon’s 23 year old daughter…can you blame the guy? I never saw a episode of their television program ” Jon & Kate + 8″. Know why? ‘Cuz it sucks ass mane…
Diddy wanted us all to watch Heavy D’s new video – I had some downtime time yesterday so I watched it…guess what? I never finished watching it but I guess it was ok.
Heavy D returned to his Jamaican roots – please include the accent ‘cuz Heavy D is using it to sell some records mane. Diddy and Heavy D are both from Mount Vernon New York – guess that’s why Diddy is looking out.
It’s Diddy’s way to help a brother out…That’s rather admiral of Diddy…Yeppie!!!
Yo! I’m working on some new material and it ain’t no joke…
I got the recipe and I’m heading to the recording studio to record at noon…
It’s a hobby like everything else to me but guess what? All my hobbies make bank mane…
Hey look-out for our “Back – To School- Contest” we got coming up…the kids are gonna go nuts mane.
Gotta Go…
-Guru Jacky
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