Models…On the PLUS Side?

by Jacky Jasper

What have we become as a society, when EVERYTHING is acceptable?

If you step-up and criticize what’s being pushed out there, some generic asshole is quick to tell you, “you’re a hater.”

Check this:  You have celebrity figures like Perez Hilton blatantly disrespecting gays by hiding behind the rainbow crew the minute he needs a shield of protection.

To make things worse, we’re now seeing society putting obese models on a pedestal…WTF?  The kids are watching this!!!  And with so many overweight children across the country, this is gonna give them the green light to keep eating junk and killing themselves.  Doesn’t anybody care?

These obese models who are being tagged as “plus size” need a nutritionist and a trainer…much more than what Jenny Craig has to offer.  But, I’m convinced that just the fact that they’re not taking those steps to tone-up and live fit just shows us that they’re living in depression.  And, we all know that misery loves company.  So, they’re taking our kids with them.  If you don’t believe me, take a trip to the east coast.  Once there, you’ll see how overweight black women and they’re kids are!

I mean, what’s the difference between having a food addiction versus a cocaine problem?  The answer is NOTHING, because they both equal DEATH.

Most girls want you to take them out to dinner before giving up the pussy. They want to eat first. From that alone, you can see that we’re living in an age of gluttony.

Little boys with pot-bellies and little girls with double-breasted stomachs is not healthy or cute…

If ya don’t believe me ask Dr. Sanjay Gupta!!!

-Guru Jacky

UPDATE: A fan sent Jacky an email about this post and we’d just like to point out that Jacky doesn’t actually think ALL women on the east coast are unhealthy and overweight – he was just trying to get his point across. You gotta admit though they cook with a LOT of butter in the south…thanks for writing in! Shoot us an email and we’ll send you one of the new tee shirts we just got in!