MONDAY’S RUB & TUG
50 Cent and Ciara are a couple. Rumor has it this weekend they were fucking ….who cares? yuk gross trifling succotash she has feet like a man.
Redmond O’Neal was arrested Sunday. This asshole stays high, he makes guys like Rick Ross (the cops) look smart. Redmond goes to visit his homeboy in jail with heroin and xanax in his pockets. Who’s his dealer? He better be scared because Redmond is a complete stooge quit doing business with him.
Chris Brown pleads not guilty today in court. He’s fucked, Rihanna is gone totally white, so I guess Chris Brown is the new Ike Turner. His name will be attached to female abuse until even after his death.
Madonna came home to London England without her little black baby. She was in tears. Thank god the African’s are smarter than I thought.They know Madonna’s a crazy white bitch. Just ask her 12 yr old daughter Lourdes. She says, “mom is crazy” all the time. I swear!!!
Amy Winehouse is fucking her black bodyguard Neville. Disgusting black guy with the ugly white girl trend is a frequent thing I see it all the time. Why can’t they be like me? I get the hot white chic’s. Ask Mark Wahlberg he knows me he’ll tell you.
Whitney Houston paid 400k for Bobby Brown in 1993 when the New York street gang Preacher Crew held him for ransom. Supposedly Bobby owed drug money and Whitney paid. Stupid bitch, they were Bobby’s friends. He got half the cash back. It was just a scam.
Jamie Foxx was seen partying with all white girls in Las Vegas this weekend. Smart man, leave him alone he’s trying to be like Jacky.
Gabrielle Union is having Dwayne Wade’s baby. I told you about these chic’s, they find a professional athlete like Gabrielle did to pay their bills. T-Boz and Chili are playing the same game. You’ll see.
Kim Kardashian don’t want no more booty pictures taken of her. She has had enough but who really cares? Her ass is fake isn’t it? The same plastic surgeon that did Kim K’s ass did Lil Kim’s face.
I am starting tennis lessons this morning. I don’t know how to play and I wanna learn. My Russian girlfriend Anna is going to teach me. I hope she brings her girlfriend Petra she’s hot and I like to watch the girls serve.
They’re buzzing…. they’re downstairs
Gotta go….
Other Articles by Jacky:
- CHRIS BROWN vs WRIGLEYS DOUBLEMINT GUM
- Jay Z and Beyonce Tell Chris Brown To Fuck Off
- Hollywood Daily Street News – Girl On Girl Week
- Free Chris Brown: Amber Rose Takes One For The Team
- Natalie Nunn on Chris Brown: “I Smashed Da Homie!”
- Eve Talks Big and Fucks Bigger
- AUBREY O’DAY DOES PLAYBOY
- Jacky’s Shit List (Necole Bitchie Added)
- The Answer to the Common/Lil Wayne Beef: STFU!!
- WEDNESDAY’S Jacky’s Soul Food to Go













April 7th, 2009 at 01:01
One rub and two tugz please!