NAACP Endorses Shit Programming for Black America

The nominations for NAACP Image Awards are in. And, considering that this awards ceremony is presented by the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People to honor outstanding individuals of color in television, film, music and literature; the “Outstanding Reality Series” nominees are bothersome to me, as a black brother.

Here are the programs running for the Outstanding Reality Series award:

• “American Idol 8? (FOX)
• “America’s Next Top Model” (CW)
• “Dancing With the Stars” (ABC)
• “Extreme Makeover” (ABC)
• “Real Housewives of Atlanta” (Bravo)

I’m totally disgusted, to say the least. First of all, these television shows are not aimed at an urban audience. Secondly, the shows in question have done damage to our simple enjoyments.

American Idol is a key factor in the demise of black music – It has also contributed NOTHING to its black champions. It seems that Caucasian American Idols are the sole competitors who gain from partaking in the shows running, winners like Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood are prime examples. Come to think of it, even runners up like Adam Lambert have landed more notoriety than black champions like Fantasia or Ruben Studdard?

America’s Next Top Model is yet another facade, in which only Tyra Banks benefits from. What did Eva Pigford achieve from winning on this program? If you guess nothing, you’re so fucking right. Because the only thing Eva won was Missy Elliot’s tongue between her tights!

Dancing With The Stars generates an audience of senior citizens and gay men. Don’t believe me? Ask Donny Osmond.

And, the only black person who may be interested in watching Extreme Makeover is Lil Kim.

Real Housewives Of Atlanta is a disgrace to the black race. Thank God our mothers aren’t one of these cougar dyke golddigg’in bitches, who apparently let on that they have no idea that Dwight Eubanks is gay.

Now, I must beg the question if these are the programs the NAACP endorses for black kids to watch? For, these shows are no different than the Glenn Beck show on Fox television know why? Because only assholes watch this type of television…Don’t you agree?