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ABC’s Charlie Gibson is finally stepping down from the desk. This coming after more than three-decades of telling you about the news.  Guess what?  There are many more old farts and grumpy old women who need to follow.  Know why?  Because there’s a new generation of young, hip, and talented newsies who are ready and waiting to take the spot.  And, we need them!  Why are they needed you may ask.  That’s because no one watches the eleven o’clock news cast anymore because they’re watching boring old men and women. (who I may add are probably wearing Depend diapers.  And, how could one give us a top story while sitting in a soiled diaper?  How disgusting is that?)

To make matters worse, you have Katie Couric making millions from CBS to read a teleprompter while looking like a Sunday school teacher.  She sucks!

And every anchor and reporter in newsrooms across the country know it!  CBS’ ratings have plummeted since the boring bitch took the desk!  Don’t you remember what she had to give Ted Turner back in the 70’s?

Then, you have Larry King and his fucking suspenders. Notice you’ll never see him standing up…’cuz he looks like Captain Bligh!  This old fart should be home with his wife, because while he’s telling you some bullshit on CNN, his wife is playing with the tennis instructor.  These old farts are no different than pop stars.  They’re all addicted to the camera and attention.  But what they’re really doing is destroying everything that Walter Cronkite built and lived for.  We need more anchors to look like Anderson Cooper and Soledad O’Brian…hip and believable.  No one believes these old farts…they’re so yesterday.  For crying out loud, we’ve got a black president…and could have a female president in the coming years.  Since everything is making a change, can’t the news?

-Guru Jacky

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