Nicole Richie To Marry Guy From Shitty Band
Nicole Richie is set to tie the knot with boyfriend Joel Madden on Christmas Eve.
The couple (who’ve been dating since late 2006) are parents to their 19-month-old daughter, Harlow, with a second baby on the way who’s due to be born late this summer. Who cares?
Anyways…we’ve learned Nicole has asked Paris and Nicky Hilton to stand in as bridesmaids during the nuptials. Great…seems like a massive herpes convention. I wonder if Liza Minelli and Rhianna are gonna make an appearance. Better yet, if Valtrex paying for the ceremony???
The wedding is set to take place at Lionel Richie’s Bel Air Mansion. Excellent! This is a great opportunity for Lionel to invite the rest of The Commadors so they can all take paternity tests so Nicole can finally find out who her real daddy is. Know why? Cuz Nicole’s mom was a groupie whore…mane.
The guest list is reported to include under 50 people. I guess I’m not invited, due to the fact that I don’t rush to my medicine cabinet for ointment for my johnson mane.
Good luck to the happy couple.
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