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NIGHT COURT RETURNS: RIHANNA vs CHRIS BROWN

by Jacky Jasper

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Your honor, Mark Geragos would like to call a witness to this madness. We would like to call Jacky Jasper to the stand. Who is Jacky Jasper? Asks judge Kawasaki. Chris Brown’s attorney Mark Geragos replies, “Jacky is the Hollywood Street King”.

If I can get him to testify I will prove to this court my client Chris Brown is innocent. Judge Kawasaki asks, “What can this guy, Jacky Jasper prove, Mr Geragos?” Geragos says he will tell you the truth about these pop stars. That it’s a sickness your Honor.

Are you saying that all pop Stars are sick Mr. Geragos? Most!

Judge Kawasaki and Jacky are the only one that can describe this sickness we call Pop Life. Where is Jacky, Mr Geragos? I don’t know -that’s why I am asking you … What are you asking Mr Geragos? To please call a recess your honor so we can find Jacky. I need a few days your Honor?

Motion denied.

Gloria Allred,” your Honor my client, Rihanna Fenty is in pain and she’ll like for me to call Jay Z to the stand.”

Tune in tomorrow for another episode of Night Court -Chris Brown’s apology was not accepted… Judge Kawasaki makes the call..
What will Jay Z say?

Tune in same time same bullshit pop program ..

Have fun…

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3 Responses to “NIGHT COURT RETURNS: RIHANNA vs CHRIS BROWN”

  1. nikki |

    All I got to say is we do not know what really happened on the night in question. Rumor has it she gave him herpes, and if that’s true I would have knocked her up side her head too. Thats just wrong she could of at least told him “before” they became intimate. I’m here for you Chris Brown, stay strong! I do not condone voilence but its a reason for everything!

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  2. angi |

    im sorry but there is no reason for a man hitting a woman and vise versa…. but she (nikki) is right we dont really know what happened that night…. but shame on you chris for actually letting your anger for what ever happened in that car escalate to violence to the point of assault. sometimes it is just best to kick the b^&%$ out the car. and as for rihanna if this has happened before and you did nothing… sweet heart when your esteem is so low that you would actually let a man hit you ask yourself where is the respect, where is the love, and if you cant find it leave….

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