Night Court: The State of California vs. Chris Brown
Good day your Honor. I would like to say first and foremost my client Chris Brown is innocent. We all know he came from a dysfunctional home but so did she- Rihanna Whatever.
Your Honor she has songs about men killing themselves and she’s very promiscuous. Your Honor we believe she’s a studio whore, after you record songs with her you can have sex with her.
My client Chris Brown has been working hard while his girlfriend Rihanna was being a studio whore. Chris is young, he doesn’t know better, he never knew she had herpes. He heard rumors but he believed it was all tabloid stuff. Until Sunday February 8th he confronted her about her studio whoring and she said “you are not a saint either Chris” and my client said, “I never gave you herpes did I? “. Rihanna said, ” that was a long time ago it was my past”. Mr Brown said, ” yeah Rihanna and my future is sores on my penis”.
My client got a phone call- he left the car, and when he returned to the car she was bleeding and continuing to hit herself on the dashboard. These are clearly self inflicted wounds your honor.
Tune in tomorrow for another episode of Jacky Jasper’s Night Court.
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