NIGHTCOURT: JAY Z CROSS EXAMINED ABOUT RIHANNA

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NIGHT COURT
RIHANNA vs. CHRIS BROWN

Last time in Night Court Sean Carter was going through examination by super attorney Mark Geragos and Rihanna’s attorney Gloria Allred.

Gloria Allred screamed, “objection”.

Judge Kawasaki over-ruled and tells Mr Geragos to proceed with his cross examination of the rap mogul Sean Carter.

{Mr Geragos} Mr Carter are you a married man?

{Mr Carter} Yes I am

{Mr Geragos walking towards Mr Carter} Did you threaten my client Chris Brown?

{Mr Carter} No I didn’t.

{Mr. Geragos leans on the witness stand} Didn’t you say my client Chris Brown is a dead man walking? Didn’t you?

{Mr. Carter} The press did, I didn’t. They took my words and twisted it for their malicious reports.

{Mr. Geragos} They did? We’ll see about that. By the way Mr Carter are you married to a Beyonce Knowles?

{Mr. Carter} Yes I am and what does this have to do with Chris Brown beating up my artist?

{Mr Geragos screams at the rap mogul} this is not Def Jam! I do the questioning around here and you do the answering.

{Gloria Allred shouts} OBJECTION YOUR HONOR!

{Judge Kawasaki} OVER-RULED! Proceed with your questions Mr. Geragos, but can you please get to the point.

{Mr Geragos} Yes you honor

{Mr Geragos turns to Jay Z} Is your artist on coke Mr Carter? Is she?

Do you Mr Carter take your young artist and place them under your umbrella? Do you?

Does your wife like girls Mr Carter? Doesn’t Rihanna Fenty wants to be like your wife Beyonce Knowles?

What would Rihanna do for a top ten record? Would she sleep with the boss?

{Gloria Allred shouts} Objection!!

Tune in tomorrow as Night Court continues. The court will get to see the police TMZ pictures of Rihanna’s injuries.

Will Kanye break down and cry?

Will Rihanna’s father who can’t speak English very well be called to take the stand?

Why is Puffy at the courthouse? Is it because there’s camera’s and attention and press?

Who is Kanye’s dyke looking girlfriend?

Is Chris Brown screwed?

Same blog time same court and Judge Kawasaki will decide. Welcome to California’s Night Court…

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