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The ‘TimberBiel’ pair are back together, and it seems that the couple has made it a point to put their relationship on blast. Know why? Because they had absolutely no quams with paparazzi lighting up their cameras, while the now united couple did the city of Vancouver, this week.

Timberlake, 28, and Biel, 27, were staying on the land of The Great White North, for a movie screening. “They were seen smooching quite a bit and they were definitely an affectionate couple,” an unnamed source said. “Justin sat with his arm around Jessica and they seemed to really enjoy the movie.”

How about this – Do you really think I give a shit? NOT!!! But some of you do – like those who say Rihanna can’t wait to punch Jessica in her face, over Justin. It’s really silly when you think about what makes it to rumorville. I truly don’t believe Rihanna gives a flying fuck about Justin. Know why?

Because Rhianna is too busy worshiping the Devil and trying to get into Usher’s panties!

If anything, it’s probably Jessica’s paranoia, thinking that every bitch wants her man. Word from Justin’s grandmother is that Jessica wants to marry Timberlake, and Justin is said to be not quite ready yet.

The ‘Cry me a River’ singer, more than likely wants to continue creating his silly fucking pop songs, to entertain his retarded fan base. Here’s my advice to Justin – TAKE MORE DANCE CLASSES, and forget about that stupid bitch. Know why? Because YOU CAN’T DANCE dude…Chris Brown would eat you for breakfast…leaving you to eat his dust…ouch!!! And I truly believe that Justin is well aware of the Brown factor. Know why? Timberlake said it it himself – stating that Chris Brown is a way better dancer than him, but what he forgot to say is that Chris also sings better too…Double Ouch!!!

In my opinion, the former Mouseketeer’s only saving grace, would be for dude to start singing silly love songs, while hiding behind the piano. Try to pull what Elton John does on stage dude! It would undoubtedly be a grueling task for you though…being that Elton John is a natural born talent, and all.

We all learned straight from the horses mouth that Justin has his own on-stage insecurities. “I’m getting too old to dance,” said Timberlake. What a asshole! What’d you think Justin? That you could actually get a solid pass into a game created by James Brown!?!?! It’s called entertainment, dude. Does this joker really think that the The King Of Pop, Michael Jackson, wanted to dance his life away? Michael had no choice, just like you have no choice, but to entertain. By now, I’m sure that you can play the guitar. If so, try being somewhat Prince-esque…that is if you can write, produce, perform and arrange your own songs…then and only then, would you be happy within yourself, as an artist. Also, please tell your agent to stop casting you in movies, because all of your movies are like Michael’s Moore’s current film “Capitalism A Love Story” – They put me to sleep.

I guess I shouldn’t be so harsh since Justin is the only white dude on the market with some sort of style, but that does not subtract from the fact that he can’t even hold a candle to the Bee Gees, or The Average White Band. Know why?

Because they had soul mane! Won’t you agree?

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