Nubian Booty Week – Quickies
DJ Unk lost all his shit mane! Someone stole his bag which contained all his jewelry and other costly items…
Word is it was members from Black Wall Street who did the mission…Unk is so pissed he swore revenge…
Newsflash DJ Unk: If nicca’s from California got your shit consider it gone mane…and they will welcome your revenge attempts!
Know why? We live for that type of excitement mane…
Hey Unk: Don’t trip… them hood-nicca’s might sell your stuff back to you…keep checking YouTube.com
Simon Cowell got $36 million dollars for his part in American Idol last year. His contract expires next May…
Now Fox is offering Simon $144 millon to stay on deck. Fox is spending a lot money to keep real music suppressed aren’t they!
Simon Cowell doesn’t know anything about music so why is Fox spending so much money to keep him as a judge?
‘Cuz a lot people love the character Simon portrays…but it has nothing to do with music!
Hold on I’m going to say a prayer…
Please god let something happen to the person’s hand who’s writing the check for Simon Cowell…
Please almighty make Simon and his silly show go away. I promise I’ll be good.
Amen.
Farrah Fawcett was laid to rest on Tuesday…the church service was conducted at the Cathedral of Our Lady of Angeles.
Farrah was laid to rest in the Westwood Village Memorial Park and she will always be remembered.
It’s Thursday morning and I got things to do… I’m getting my party supplies for the 4th of July. I got the Johnson & Johnson. Do you have a dollar bill?
Get at you tomorrow.
Gotta Go…
-Guru Jacky
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July 2nd, 2009 at 08:49
so funny…I hope your prayer is answered, but how you gonna be good?