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Rihanna is wanted by the NYPD…know why? She illegally tattooed three people…it’s a crime to ink someone’s skin with a license. It’s a misdemeanor charge though so who cares? We all know Rihanna likes tattoo’s and body piercings…betcha she likes to be called naughty names too…ask Rashard Lewis!

Beyonce has a new fashion line of clothing called ” Fierce”. Bey’s new line will be coming out this fall; just in time for back to school. I wish I was back in high school…know why? ‘Cuz if all the school girls are going to be wearing Bey’s ” Fierce” line …they’ll all be dressing like total whores mane…

Michael Jackson’s family has won the fight for fans who want to see him on Tuesday…there will be no price to pay to see the King of Pop.
The memorial for the King of Pop is free. Charging people $25 was a ridiculous idea – concert promoters will do anything to get their money back!

Whitney Houston has a new single called ” I Didn’t Know My Own Streng “…this song is about Whitney’s recovery from drugs.
I’m sure all the people who are involved in a 12 step program will appreciate this song… alcohol and drug addicts around the world: your anthem has arrived!
I personally don’t like Whitney Houston’s new record ‘cuz I have nothing against drugs…do you?

Courtney Love is starving herself to death…she’s 5ft 10in and weights 118 lbs. Courtney’s skin is pale white dude I bet any dog would follow her home…know why? She looks like a human size Milk Bone! Courtney is suffering from malnutrition and totally looks like the white version of a National Geographic picture…

It’s Friday what am I doing talking to you guys?
I got illegal fireworks to pick-up as well as some other things that I cannot mention…

Do you have your party supplies? ‘Cuz I do…
Happy 4th of July weekend.
Gotta Go…

-Guru Jacky

Other Articles by Jacky:

• WHAT DOES MICHAEL JACKSON & JACKY HAVE IN COMMON? SKIN CANCER!!!!
• RIHANNA FOUND DEAD???
• Eve Talks Big and Fucks Bigger
• Lil Kim Pulls A Michael Jackson?
• Did Soulja Boy Finally Get a Copy of “The Misdeducation of Lauryn Hill”?
• Whitney Leaves Houston To Become “Hype Man” For Old Records?
• Eve should just do PORN!
• CLIVE DAVIS CONS BLACK PEOPLE
• What Does Kanye and Ron Jeremy Have in Common??
• Whites Banned From Jay-Z’s Party

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