Nubian Booty Week – Quickies
Michael Jackson died without leaving a Will. This means a certain and impending chaos in Hollywood…ask Joe Jackson, he’s probably not looking forward to it. Michael’s mother Katherine Jackson hopes to get custody of Michael’s three children but what about all the other fingers reachin’ for that cookie jar?
Did you guys know Michael Jackson was a bald-headed man? He did have cancer…didn’t he? Word is Michael only ate one small meal a day; not surprising he didn’t have an appetite. All those problems along with the tremendous pill addiction probably left food at the bottom of his list.
Remember the kid who accused MJ of sexually fondling him? He got a huge settlement… Well that kid is now a grown man and he’s saying it was all a big lie! His dad masterminded the scam mane. I’ve read reports that Michael spent over $20 million dollars in legal bills alone fighting a battle like this one.
It seems like everyone was out for themselves and no one cared for Michael. Even BET used Michael’s death for their television ratings! The BET award show was a horrible honor towards the King Of Pop. Guess what? I’ll never forgive them for it….
Bernard Madoff was sentenced to 150 years in jail. He is 71 years old; he already lived his life didn’t he? The court system allowed Madoff’s wife to keep approx. 2.5 million dollars…Madoff’s wife has more money than some of the people her husband stole from…ask Kevin Bacon!
The latest scoop to hit the wire: Madoff’s wife and kids are saying bad things about him…know why? ‘Cuz it’s all part of the plan mane…if you look closely it’s as transparent as glass. The Madoff family might be fooling the cops and you guy’s but they ain’t fooling me and Kevin Bacon…
Remember Julie Henderson? Well she’s moved on from her relationship with Russell Simmons; ask Aaron Rodgers! Some of you might ask who he is. Aaron is the quarterback for the Green Bay Packers mane.
To top it all off Aaron is a white guy. Russell wasn’t putting it down right…know why? Once you go black you ain’t suppose to go back!
Guess Russell was coming at Julie like his private body part was made in China….he should talk to my old buddy downstairs…he’s got a secret Viagra stash.
It’s Tuesday I got my Michael Jackson TIME Magazine issues. You should too…know why? It’s going to be worth a lot of money in the future mane…
Gotta Go…
- Guru Jacky
Other Articles by Jacky:
- Michael Jackson is more Gangsta then both Kanye & Fiddy (combined)
- Russell Simmons New Girl Julie Henderson Has Some Haters
- Jackson Brothers Stand Behind Joe Jackson
- WHAT DOES MICHAEL JACKSON & JACKY HAVE IN COMMON? SKIN CANCER!!!!
- Michael Jackson’s Doctor Found!
- What ever happened to BUBBLES?
- JOE JACKSON WANTS TO PIMPS OUT MJ’s KIDS
- Michael Jackson FULL PRESCRIPTION LIST
- “Blanket” Jackson’s Mother Discovered!!
- Puffy Exposes Beyonce’s Secret Relationship With Michael Jackson???!!
June 30th, 2009 at 10:40
AMEN To THE BET AWARDS JACKY!!!! I was like WTF? The entire show was terrible and they had the nerve to say it was all in Michael’s honor? Dirty shit on BET’s part.