OFFICER SHAQ CAN’T KEEP HIS DICK IN HIS PANTS!

HSK has learned that Shaquille O’Neal is involved with another NBA ball player’s pregnant finance.

Shaq is reported to be involved in a five-year-long love affair, with Laura Govan. Govan is engaged to Washington Wizards’ bench-warmer, Gilbert Arenas.

Arenas has been in a rocky relationship with Laura Govan, since 2001. The pair had their first child back in 2003, before splitting-up. They resumed their relationship about five-years later, had a second baby, and got engaged. They are now expecting their third child, this December.

O’Neal has been married to Shaunie O’Neal for the past seven years. They are parents to six children.

Laura Govan and Shaunie O’Neal are reported to have a close relationship.

I guess it’s safe to say that Shaunie didn’t know she was letting a homewreaker into her home. And, let’s not forget that Kobe warmed us all up to this — Remember when he was nailed for cheating on Vanessa? Kobe was the first to step up and say ask why he was solely being picked-on when he said “Shaq does it all the time”. I’d say those are solid grounds for ending a relationship between fellow NBA champions.

If Shaq is banging a pregnant bitch, it’s safe to say that he’d fuck anything in a skirt. He’s not only an athlete, he’s a rapper, and that makes him a DOUBLE TRICK. Word on the street is Shaq has paid rent for chics, purchased out-of-state homes for chics, and bought luxury vehicles for chics. While he was playing for the Lakers, Shaq was often spotted at Jerry’s Deli and the Century Club, speaking with chics, while holding wads of cash in his right hand.

Shaunie had to know what she was signing up for. Many would agree that Shaunie didn’t marry Shaq solely out of love, she married him for a one-way, first-class ticket to the ‘easy life’. Don’t you agree?