HSK 2009 Grammy's WRAP-UP

GRAMMY’S
Fuck,  I’m sick but the Grammy’s gotta get it! I’m not lying when I say we  may have just witnessed the worst Grammy’s in history.

Anyone with street cred should of stayed the fuck home.

U2 opened the Grammys they were garbage. They should have sang a song we all knew. I don’t know the song they performed, do you?

What was Jay Z doing with Coldplay? It was so plastic, Jay Z should know better. Justin Timberlake with Al Green?  Justin’s a soul man now? Fuck off. It got even worse when I saw Stevie Wonder with the Jonas Brothers. Stevie Wonder clearly has talent and we all know this but I’m tired of these award shows exploiting him.

Kanye came out looking like Michael Jackson doing a version of Billie Jean. Did you see Kanye is trying to bring back the mullet? Leave the rock hair and hi-tops to Thom Yorke bro.

Oh and Molly Cyrus performed with some chic playing a guitar, Molly is fat. I sure hope she quits drinking so much beer and loses a few pounds. The closer she hints at pulling a “Britney Spears” the closer TeddyRevolution is to becoming the next K-Fed! HA….I wonder where that trouble-maker disappeared to?

Then Kenny Chesney came on and I changed the station.

By the time I mustered up enough will power to come back, Puffy was there was on stage with Natalie Cole. That bitch looks sick.  Not flu sick, but disease sick.

On to Katie Perry’s performance, she didn’t lip sync.  She should have.  She sounded horrible. I’m not even gonna break it down any further ‘cuz it was a joke she was even there.

Then Mia came on stage pregnant ( she was lip syncing ).  I was waiting for her water to break hoping T.I. “the snitch” slipped on her placenta.

Then Paul McCartney hit the stage. I went to the fridge to get some grapes and I didn’t miss nothing. LL was there, he’s everywhere…

Sugarland came on I turned the channel, didn’t you? Read the rest of this entry »

Tyler Perry is taking some time off and going to the Cabin to join his Fox News and Friends. He’s greeted my Michael Steele, Clearance Thomas, Colin Powell, Larry Elder and America’s favorite house negro Travis Smiley. The Landlord of the Cabin Sean Hannity introduces himself and compliments Tyler on all his buffoonery.

The modern day Flip Wilson, Tyler Perry rushes to the stage to perform his minstrel drag queen show. Tyler gets an award from Karl Rowe for promoting this disgusting act to black kids. He’s escorted to his room by members of the Republican Party.

Tyler doesn’t wanna here about Black History Month. For the rest of February he’ll be spending some quality time in Uncle Tom’s Cabin.

Sheppard Fairy is a gangsta. I am an avid collector of his artwork. He was arrested this past weekend on warrants for tagging walls in Boston. Sheppard had 2 warrants out for his arrest from January 24th. The pigs finally got him in Boston February 6th this will make Sheppard Fairy our gangsta of the week.

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Hip Hop you don’t stop. What a great form of music. I no longer have the same love for Hip Hop as its made a drastic change for the worse.

Remember when rappers didn’t like each other? When it was competitive. It was like the NBA or a Boxing Match there was rivalry.
It was so exciting and the people loved it most rappers built their career on dismantling the opposition. Here’s a few battles you might remember.

• Jay Z getting at Mob Deep you guys loved it and I notice you guys didn’t call Jay Z a hater you congratulated him on it.

• Jay attacked Nas you guys didn’t call him a hater once again you loved it and Nas answered back with Ether and you all enjoyed it. Then 50 cent attacked Ja Rule. I remember people laughing their asses off. You didn’t call 50 a hater you agreed with 50 didn’t you?

Then Lil Wayne called himself the greatest rapper alive. I found it entertaining so did you that’s why he became number one. Now 50 Cent is getting at Rick Ross and I ain’t mad at all. Rick started it but it’s Hip Hop it’s not hating. It’s marketing so stop misusing the word hater. It seems like everybody forgot what made them popular. Meaning rappers became fame mongers most started listening to their publicist and people who had nothing to do with the street (record companies).

Keeping it real is slang some of us use in this game we call Hip Hop. Rappers meant it when they said fuck the radio. My my how things have changed. Hip Hop lost being hip and became Pop. You don’t believe me? Then why are some of these rap cats recording with bullshit acts like MIA. Who is she? She can’t even sing these rap dudes are just fucking their credibility off.

Now they all on Obama’s dick. Please leave that to Chuck D and Public Enemy. Stay in your lane. You niggas was killing MF’s on records and you were cooking crack on records. Keep doing that it’s what you do. Leave the political shit for Chuck D. You guys are acting confused.  I am happy just like you all are for our new president but it’s not going to stop the police beatings or hard times in government housing is it? Read the rest of this entry »

Alex Rodriguez got caught cheating. Yes, he’s taking steroids. I always knew that he did. He tested positive in 2003 and they are now telling us in 2009.

I hope they throw the fucking book at him like they are doing to Barry Bonds. Over a hundred baseball players got caught cheating and they only single out Barry Bonds, I wonder why?

Is it because he broke the racist Babe Ruth’s baseball records? Is it?

I really don’t care about a bunch of grown men in their pajamas swinging at a ball with a bat. The game is too long and I find it boring.I can find something else better to do with my time.Doesn’t baseball show you how to steal? If the other guy ain’t looking and you’re fast enough you can steal the base. What message is that sending to the kids?

I am just kidding but that’s how some people talk about rap music cause they don’t want to understand it right, Oprah? Seriously if they’re going to crucified Barry Bonds A-Rod and the rest of cheaters who got caught taking steroids (over a hundred of them) they should be crucified too. Don’t you think so? I do.

Cheaters will always prosper in anything if they don’t get caught, ask Pete Rose it’s a true story. You will bear witness of this on your climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$

Jacky 11:17

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19:00 Sunday: CB has turned himself into authorities!

Chris Brown is under investigation for alleged domestic violence felony battery.

“The identity of the victim will not be released,” said Officer April Harding. “Any victim who’s involved in a domestic violence incident is entitled to confidentiality.”

Officer Harding added: “If police locate Brown, yes, he’s subject to arrest.” When police arrived on the scene the victim was there, but Chris Brown wasn’t.

Earlier Saturday night Brown and Rihanna were at the Recording Academy and Clive Davis’s Pre-Grammy Gala in Beverly Hills.

Both Brown and girlfriend Rihanna were scheduled to perform at the Grammys, but this statement was released Sunday evening: “We have just been informed that Rihanna will not be attending tonight’s 51st Annual Grammy Awards. We’re sorry she is unable to join us this evening.”

Around 12:30 a.m. on Sunday, the R&B singer and a woman were in a vehicle in L.A. when they became involved in an argument, according to a police statement. After stopping his car, Brown and the woman got out and the argument escalated. The LAPD received a 911 call reporting the disturbance.

When asked about Rihanna’s well being, her rep told People, “Rihanna is well. Thank you for concern and support.”

Clarance Thomas is on the way to his home away from home. He is Joining Michael Steele, Larry Elder, America’s favorite house negro Travis Smiley, and General Colin Powell.

Clarance is one of the biggest house negroes to walk on American soil. He’s the one who wanted to take the case of President Obama’s citizenship. Clarance questioned whether Obama is an American. He’s a silly negro.

He cannot wait to to spent some quality time in Uncle Tom’s Cabin. He is greeted by the Cabin’s Landlord Sean Hannity. At the Cabin, Clarance will learn how to Riverdance and he will also learn to enjoy killing wild animals. Republicans call this hunting. Clarance Thomas doesn’t want to hear about Black History Month he’s spending sometime at the Fox retreat at Uncle Tom’s Cabin.

Kool Keith called the other night and he told me, “there’s a tranny on Ray J’S show”

This guy Ray J is Brandy’s little brother. He’s a sex symbol or so VH1 would like for us to think and believe. Ray J is a short dude. These midget nigga’s are killing me. There’s a lot of midgets nigga’s in the industry.

Here’s a few names, Bobby Valentino, Omarion, TI, Jermaine Dupree…. All fucking MIDGET NIGGAS with a big ego. Ray J has an ego that’s taller than him.

He really thinks he’s Mr Sexy. I can’t blame him, he pissed on Kim Kardashian and he got paid for it too! So did Kim -don’t let her fool you she’s a publicity whore. I mean this Fat AZZ bitch acted like she didn’t want to talk about the sex tape after it came out… Why the fuck would they want to interview her then.. What the hell else can this sperm receptacle do? What are her other talents?

VH1 is playing a bad joke on Ray J. They have cast a TRANNY on his show. The streets have confirmed there is in fact a boy/girl cast member. At the very least it just serves the producers to seed controversy for the internet to BUZZ over and bring eyes to the channel.

Can you name the tranny? Do they do this type of shit to Brett Michaels? NO! They will always disrespect you if you don’t respect yourself. It’s a lesson we learn on our climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$

Jacky 28:02

You just got here? You’ve been in L.A. for 3 weeks what are you trying to do? Oh you don’t quite know. Do you party? Cool, wanna a drink? With Cranberry or OJ?

So you don’t sing, act or dance? You do none of the above. So what brings you to Hollywood? Do you smoke Kush? You’re coughing you getting high aren’t you? Yes, I live here alone. You like that? Yeah it’s a Sheppard Fairey piece. I know the view of the hill is beautiful isn’t it?

Oh you wanna line? There’s a line on the table for you, I am gonna get a cigarette. So how do you support yourself Raquel? Why don’t you try Spearmint Rhino? I am sorry. I didn’t mean to offend you.

Want another drink Raquel? More cranberry this time uh? I know I make my drinks strong. You could take another bump if you want? I never suggested for you to be an escort I think it’s a bad idea as well. Oh shit someone’s at the door. Don’t be alarmed do another line.

Hey honey how are you? Summer this is Raquel, she’s new in town. It’s nice to see you are both getting along. Where are you girls going? Summer you’re going to dress her up? I’ll bring a line and a drink of Goose and cranberry for you. You chic’s look hot. Summer, kiss her again. Sniff some off her breast Raquel, I am going to watch.

Raquel doesn’t know it yet but she’s being treated like a stripper and a whore and she’s not getting paid for it but she will have a night of sheer debauchery which she’ll never forget. Raquel refuses to join the Hollywood sex trade. She’s over staying her vacation. How else would she support herself?