You can’t be mad at Uncle L he did it his way and most you enjoyed it. He made Def/Jam, oh yes he did. The bigger LL became the bigger Def Jam’s roster grew. He is a Hip/Hop Icon. Don’t you agree?
LL was a battle MC. He destroyed all but ICE-T. ICE-T was the only MC to battle LL and still have a career. All others were through. Thinking back I never saw him with a gang of killa’s. He never really had a posse did he? I am sure he had killa’s on speed dial but LL never made the news on some street shit. Doesn’t mean his hands are clean but he did a good job ducking bad press.
Face it, he was the first to take his shirt off and show his muscles on stage and for pictures and videos. Many followed including TUPAC.
Ladies Love Cool James!
Every fucking lil bitch I was fucking had a Cool J CD. I didn’t own any of his material I just heard it. I couldn’t help hearing it, fuck it was everywhere (I need love). I hate that record, always did! I said nothing because the chics were loving it, but that record was mad corny. The only record LL made that I like to this date was “Am That Type Of Guy”. I am not a fan but Hip/Hop needed him.
Colin Powell has decided to join his Fox News And Friends. He’s taking some time off to enjoy the festivities at Uncle Tom’s Cabin.
He’s greeted by Michael Steele, Larry Elder and America’s favorite house negro Travis Smiley. They are all singing and dancing to a Hank Williams Jr. song as Sean Hannity the Cabin’s Land Lord introduces himself to Mr Powell. Other members of the Republican Party give a toast to the biggest lie ever told by Colin Powell, the WMD story. They all laugh as Karen Hughes shows the general to his room where he will spend some time.
He doesn’t want to be bothered by all that Black History Month stuff.
These 3 guys are shooting a movie together. The film is called Ohio and the film is about anti Vietnam war protesters. It goes down at Kent State University. The year was 1970.
Justin and Zac Efron are mad. They are upset because Will Pattinson got the leading role for the movie Ohio.
Question: Who is Zac Efron? I’ll tell you who Zac Efron is. He’s a fake John Travolta. I saw bits of the movie Grease and I saw the commercial for High School Musical. Guess What? High School Musical is a remake of Grease which is a remake of Westside Story.
This guy Zac Efron thinks he’s Travolta. He’s fucking nuts. Must I remind him that Travolta was a Sweathog on Welcome Back Kotter. Travolta was doing comedy before Saturday Night Fever. Zac, He’s way more talented than you. Zac I am sorry you can’t walk in Travola’s shoes. Don’t be mad fall back! Zac know your place. Ohio is a serious film. Read the rest of this entry »
$HE’$ NEW IN TOWN AND $HE DOESN’T TALK TO HER FAMILY.
$HE’$ OUT IN HOLLYWOOD ALONE
$HE’S 2 MONTH$ BEHIND RENT
$HE’LL DO ALMO$T ANYTHING I $WEAR!!!
Her name is Amber $he work$ at $eventh veil on $unset and Poinsettia weeknights 6 til 2. There’$ $pecial favor$ in the champagne room’$, just give the bouncer Bruce 20 buck$
“I never knew I was so popular in Europe. You have all my records? You are singing all the words to my song. I know you’re not a fan. How long have you been in L.A.?
Yes, I live here alone. Do you wanna drink?
I never knew you were a singer? Oh, that’s right you are an actress. I am sorry my bad. You have a strong Norwegian accent. You like this song? I never knew you could dance. I’ll have to tell my friend Martin Scorsese about you.
Yes, that’s an original Jackson Pollock piece. You want another line? I know it’s good isn’t it?
I know we are on the Hollywood Hills, that’s L.A. down there.I knew you would like it. You’re high aren’t you? Want more? Help yourself I’ll fix another drink.
Damn your naked baby. You are quick, that’s how you do it in Europe uh? Oh shit who’s at the door. Hey honey, that’s my girlfriend. Don’t be worried she likes girls. Hi honey this is Christina. Christina this is Jodi she’s from Norway. I know she’s beautiful isn’t she? Christina you like my girlfriend Jodi? You do? Most girls do.
Want another line?…”
Christina doesn’t know it yet but she has entered a night of debachuary. She will be bruised in the morning and will wake up to only see the maid. Christina will be escorted off the premises by a security guard and she will remember Hollywood for it’s lu$t and temptation. Tune in tomorrow for another saga of Vacation Pussy.
Bizzy Bone is cool. Last time I saw him was like a year ago. He was at my spot chill’in. We were talkin about getting money. One of my favorite topics. He really missed his group and he wanted back in. I was very happy for him when I heard his bandmates accepted him back.
Layzie Bone, Krayzie Bone, and Wish Bone. We are down with Bone Thugs And Harmony over here at Diary of. Ma man took them over sea’s to Taipei for a New Year 2006 performance and of course to get that mullah. I am down with their whole crew from Caz he’s gangsta.
Caz introduced K-Fed to Bone Thugs And Harmony and their manager Steve Lobell he’s cool too. Steve is also a witty dude. We once worked together like 3 yrs ago. Listening to this audio of Bizzy Bone sounds like he’s getting ready to become a preacher. I’ll go hear a sermon of his. I am sure he’ll be better than Billy Graham or Creflo Dollar.
Some artist will seem crazy to you and you are right. We are out of our fucking minds but we must be to entertain you. It’s a step some of us will make on our climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$
FIRST ANNUAL BLACK HISTORY MONTH UNCLE TOMS CABIN RETREAT sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple
Travis Smiley is America’s favorite House Negro! This guy is a fucking putz he truly is. I wish he will go away forever.
Mr Smiley is going to take the rest of the month off. He doesn’t want to hear about Black History Month he’s going to spend the rest of February at the Retreat.
Tavis joins Michael Steele, Larry Elder and all the members of the Fox News Team and Republican Party. Of course Ann Coulter will be visiting to run a focus group or two.
The Landlord of Uncle Tom’s Cabin is our favorite Republican Sean Hannity. Tomorrow another sell-out will check in. Who will it be? I don’t know, but I do know they will soon be spending some quality time at Uncle Tom’s Cabin.
“Welcome to Hollywood do you know where you’re going? Do you? Are intrigued by the homes on the hills? Do you wanna party?”
“This is my day car it’s a Ferrari. This is my Porsche I only drive it to Venice beach on Sundays. The Benz that’s the whip for the office. Ever driven in a Phantom Rolls Royce before? Catch the keys you drive. Wait let me show you my 2 story pool, Yeah that’s my discotheque. Area night club can get boring do you want another drink? Don’t be shy oh that’s my girlfriend she likes girls. I left you a line on the table.”
Welcome To Vacation Pussy a 3 part series most chic’s will fuck up and end up in Canoga Park believing that they’re in Hollywood.“Look mom I made it, I am a $tar” with a dick in her mouth.”
