Told you all this bitch is crazy, word is she dumped A-Rod. Madonna is now running around with Jesus Luz.
He’s a Brazilian model.
I don’t think Madonna got rid of A-Rod. I believe they are both swingers.
I like Brazilian women, Madonna likes Brazilian men. We both like the sunshine zone (aka the azz zone), and we are both learning to speak Portuguese.
Madonna got Jesus Luz on tour with her, he’s fucking the shit out of her. I wonder what A-Rod is doing? My advise to A-Rod is that he should take a vacation to Brazil like I am. He should by the book Portuguese For Dummies. I bought it, and will read it on the plane and when the plane lands and makes a perfect touchdown in the azz zone. You should get ready to indulge in the worst debauchery, like I am going to. Read the rest of this entry »
Nickelback was doing a show in Portugal, and in Portugal they did what every good music lover should do. Throw rocks at the lead singer Chad Kroeger.
I love Portugal. Lisbon is an old city but they got a lot of hot chic’s. The strip clubs have alot of foreign girls. In Portugal you will run into girls from England, Greece, and other parts of Europe.
Noticing Chad Kroeger is a pussy will help you on your climb up the Ladder Of $ucce$$
I had to hear this type of music back in the day, the chic’s loved it. When it comes to art I always speak the truth.
Back in the day chic’s would get mad at Jacky because I said stuff like Sisqo sucks. They thought I was jealous, but for those who really know me. They know am not an envious or a jealous person. They know my love for art.
Dru Hill and Silk can sing way better than the RnB guys of today. To make a long story short, Dru Hill and Silk performed in Atlanta this past weekend for $50.
Who’s next Troop and Aaron Hall ?
Check out the dude from the group Silk wearing the Zebra print pants and the multi-color shirt. Why didn’t anyone tell this dude that the shirt and pants he’s wearing don’t match ?
Being a successful act of yesterday keeps the eyes of the public on you today.
So keep pimp’in and stay fly! Remembering this will help you on your climb up the Ladder Of $ucce$$
You would have not believed me if I told you this. So here’s a picture for those who need to see to believe.
This is fucked up, The city of Hollywood got a handicap dude polishing the celebrity stars. I am happy that the handicap dude is getting a check but it don’t look right.
People walk by and look down on him. It truly hurts me, I am fucking disgusted by the sight of this.
The kids are seeing this. Does anyone care?
Next to T-Pain this is one of the worst things I saw in 2008.
Ridiculing the disabled will get you nowhere on your climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$
Jamie Foxx ain’t playing around, I told ya’ll. Dude be talking like Jacky, check out the clip above. I’ll tell you this much, Jamie is telling the truth about Terrence Howard and people don’t like it, not at all.
People are saying shit like Jamie’s fake. They are saying shit like they don’t like Jamie Foxx. All fucking lies, you love Jamie and you are going to buy his new CD (Intuition).
Oh yes you are, some of you can’t wait to buy Jamie’s new CD. You just mad at Jamie because he’s telling you the truth and it’s breaking your hearts.
For the record I am not a fan of Jamie Foxx or Terrance Howard for that matter. I only saw two movies of Jamie Foxx, I saw Ray and Dream Girls. They were both cool, I don’t know his music. Read the rest of this entry »
I bet you she knows the person, it was too easily accomplished. They knew what they came for. The jackers even knew that Paris was not going to be home. Paris got jacked for $2 million in jewelry and I don’t like it.
This crime has jealousy written all over it, I hope they get caught. Hey, that’s what happens when you treat your spot like a open house, you get robbed.
Paris knows this person, they’ve taken a piss in Paris’s toilet before. Oh yes they did!
It just might be her BFF. Her BFF could of told TFT. What is a TFT? The Fucking Thief. The BFF told the TFT, “Yeah paris is out of town, she’s my best friend forever”.
The TFT said thank you, and did their thang It’s that simple.
Keeping your place private will definitely help you on your climb up the Ladder Of $ucce$$
(Making-Love is Only “OK” For Old People and the Disabled.)
I would have titled this ex-cocaine addict prefers selling records and singing like a girl over keeping his balls, but I would probably get in trouble.
Television has gone down the drain, it truly sucks. I never knew stations on television were only programing for seniors. The shows on television are for the elderly, it’s for a bunch of old fucking people playing bingo.
I often ask myself while these dreadful fucks are watching shows like Dancing With The Stars, do they have a bed pan beside them?
Who the fuck is Zac Efron? White streets are saying he’s the new Leonardo Dicaprio. First of all, is he knock knee like Leonardo?
I don’t know, but I’ll bet you this Zac Efron fella ends up the next fucking towel boy in Beverly Hills. Read the rest of this entry »
