Says alot about what she thinks of you!
This is totally fucking disgusting and i am sure a health risk! From one celebrity to another and it could be yours…… Full Story
Los Angeles Day 581 4:52 PM
So for once in a long time I’m enjoying my Wednesday afternoon. I’m nice and stoned and I thought I was actually gonna make it all day without getting pissed off.
Before I knew it I was in 7 Eleven yelling at the cashier and suggesting she spend her next paycheck on a 5 foot dildo to slap herself in the face with.
Much like Rod Stewarts wife walking in on him and 30 Thai boys watching The Sound of Music, I wasn’t surprised. Not surprised at all….
-TeddyRevolution
Why isn’t this guy in jail? He kills women, his ex wife mysteriously drown in a tub and his current wife has been missing for more than a year.
He killed two of his wives and he’s still on the street. This guy Drew Peterson is the “Wife Killer Of The Year.”
He’s a fucking pig and he should be in jail, he should be executed.
Picking on chic’s will get you no street cred, it will only hinder you on your climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$
Jacky 10:12
full story: MSNBC
CHIC OF THE YEAR
Goes to Teri Seymour, she did it. Teri made 9 million dollars, Simon Cowell paid her and he paid her well. Teri Seymour I am proud of you and she never had to take her clothes off. She is living proof that you don’t have to be a whore. She has no nude pictures, no sex tape, and she keeps her shit private. Teri Seymour has class.
MAN OF THE YEAR
Goes to Chris Brown, he took out Usher, Justin Timberlake, and any other pop dude that wanted his lane. Chic’s dig him and he’s talented. He’s been heeding my advice as well, so my prediction is that Chris Brown will be much smoother in the new year. He’ll have a new image, he’ll be a polished act. In 2009 Chris Brown’s new image will be invincible, he’ll will show talent with class.
WOMAN OF THE YEAR
Goes to Oprah Winfrey. She backed Barack Obama from day one. She’s very wise, And she’s a woman of class.
RAPPER OF THE YEAR
Goes to Lil Wayne. He sold the most records and he’s going to win a Grammy for it. He’s like me, he’s a Libra. He’s got class, he’s fuckin wit u.
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Where every wanna be actor/musician/producer/director (I think you get where I’m going) come to “strike it BIG” in the meantime they fold me a half ass burrito at the local taco bell or wipe up our table after a long night at the local club, I don’t see them very actively pursuing ANYTHING!
You’re pretty smart, ever thought about becoming a teacher?
Best,
MIA
Mia,
I had at one time planned on attending grad school to teach philosophy/political science at the university level.
I couldn’t ever teach “history” in high school though, as my ranting of the “real version” wouldn’t go over too well with retarded uneducated right-wing parents. Either would my endorsement of regulated pot instead of most prescription drugs.
Speaking of pot, look who likes the grass and is my new favorite girl in Hollywood. Read the rest of this entry »
Here are some questions from you, I decided to answer some of them, so here we go…..
1.Jacky are you single?
NO ( am married to my money )
2. Hey Jacky who’s your favorite artist ?
Jill Scott
3.You are a handsome brother what type of woman do you like?
I like a woman like Oprah Winfrey ( smart and not afraid )
4.Say Jacky are u religious?
Is George Bush ?
5. How did you get started in the business Jacky?
Ask your mom’s
6. My nigga Jacky Jasper, Do u have a hero?
Toussaint L’ouverture
7.Do you date black women?
Ask Megan Good
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I’m out of weed. Holy shit.
(20 minutes later…)
I think Jesus probably got high. In fact regardless of my massive skepticism toward religion in it’s entirety, I firmly believe two things. Jesus smoked weed and he would have been a communist.
I’m not even gonna explain that, if you don’t get it you’re really a blind piece of shit. Don’t worry though, you’re not alone, you join almost the entire U.S. population in a “herd of blind retarded sheep”.
I’m not the only one that sees that either. Your friend Pat Robertson knows how dumb you fucks are too. Hes a very rich man because of that knowledge. But again, if you don’t know that refer to the paragraph above. Oh and by the way Pat, If I ever meet your grand daughter, I guarantee she’ll be one of Jacky’s “Pole Girls of the Month”.
Today though, I’m gonna talk about something that maybe even some semi-smart people don’t know about it…and you should.
VEGGIE TALES!!
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