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Classic Jim Jones/Russell Simmons Hand-off

June 12th, 2009

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Jim Jones is very upset. He’s saying Jay Z should stop playa hate’in on auto-tune. Jimmy said it’s not gangsta for Jay Z to diss auto-tune.

HEY JIMMY!!  NEWSFLASH: It’s not about you or Jay Z, it’s about the music you fucking retard, and auto-tune is for the non-talented! That’s why Cher and Madonna use it.

Madonna and Cher are white, so they’ll get a pass, but black folks using auto-tune get no respect. Know why? It’s cheating mane!!!

Notice we never gave Akon an award for his music in America. Know why? Cuz we all know his music suck ass mane!!! Jimmy, it’s not about being a gangsta, it’s not about the money, it’s about the music… and we must get Continue Reading…

Phil Just Might Off Himself…. I WOULD!!!

June 11th, 2009

The Smoking Gun is killing me with this Mug Shot of Phil Spector.

Make sure you check out his last interview as a free man he did with me before he was locked up! You can read it HERE.

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Max B’s Lawyer Caught “Tweeting” With His Pants Down

June 10th, 2009

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Max B is gone ya’ll and I’m not too happy about it. Dude had no way out his lawyer was a joke. Max’s lawyer was Twittering his fate from the courthouse during trial. That’s when I knew Max was in trouble mane!!!

His ex-girlfriend Gina Conway is so silly too, she became a state witness and she still got 18 yrs! Gina snitched everybody out mane!!!

Max is in New York and I know they don’t have Ron Richards but couldn’t he have found himself a better attorney none the less? It’s New York City for Christ’s sake!!! Max’s stepbrother Kevin Leerdam might never see Time Square again either; he’s looking at 25 to life… We talking prison mane!!! Continue Reading…

Bruce Lee Would Be Proud!!!

June 9th, 2009

Thanks to the Thairath for these very revealing photos of David Carradine in all his glory. Personally I find the fishnets are a little trashy for my girls but to each-their-own.

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Lil Wayne Strikes Again – Nivea isn’t Just a Shampoo?

June 9th, 2009

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Nivea was on the phone doing a radio interview and guess what? Nivea said she’s pregnant with Lil Wayne’s baby. Isn’t Lauren London pregnant too? Buss this!!!

Didn’t Wayne just have a baby with an Asian chic last year? I was told Lil Wayne was the man who took Lauren London’s virginity. Maybe Lil Wayne is trying to be a Rastafarian, meaning he doesn’t believe in sexual protection. Now I’m hearing Wayne is engaged to Nivea. Get this!!!

Both Nivea and Lauren London are giving birth this coming September. Do you still think Lil Wayne’s gay?

-Guru Jacky

Lebron James Falls Short

June 9th, 2009

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Get this: everybody was sayin’ Lebron James is the best. Matter of fact when the Houston Rockets were playing the Lakers I heard people saying ” Kobe needs
Shaq”. I personally called my attorney Ronald Richards and told him to warm up the Batmobile (a.k.a. The Bentley Phantom). We went to the game just to boo Ron Artest and I must say I smoke purple, I wore purple and gold, and I was truly the sharpest.

Ask John Singleton he was there! Guess what? We defeated the Rockets that night and the rest is history. Meanwhile Cleveland Cavaliers already defeated whoever they played. Who cares? The team Cleveland played was shit. I can’t remember the team’s name… see how important winning is?

Everybody was on Lebron’s dick. Didn’t Lil Wayne make a Lebron James song before he recorded one for Kobe? When the Denver Nuggets series began people were all watching Lebron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers. They all thought they were watching the best in the game but they were all wrong. Weren’t they?

Kobe handled business regarding Carmelo Anthony and his Denver Nuggets. Didn’t he? Meanwhile Lebron James and his Cleveland Cavaliers got defeated by the Orlando Magic.

I made a lot of money off that series!!! Now its the finals and everybody has jumped on the Kobe Bryant bandwagon. Am I surprised?????Not at all… are you?

-Guru Jacky

From One House Nigga To Another

June 9th, 2009

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This dude it totally nuts. Know why? Dude bought a chain worth $410,000. Wasn’t T-Pain Dad’s on the internet saying that he was broke? T-Pain’s dad was asking his son for financial help.

Did he help his poor old dad? No. Guess T-Pain don’t care too much about him. Does he? Did you know this guy has 32 cars? By the way Warren Buffet, the richest man in a America owns one vehicle. No one can tell you how to spend your money can they? But if you can spend that type of money on a necklace your grandchildren, Children should have a secure trust fund. T-Pain’s chain weights 10lbs and it totally looks ridiculous; could the Minister Louis Farrakhan have a talk with the guy?

What does Spike Lee think? Since Jay Z killed auto-tune could T-Pain go away too?

Shemar Moore Hates Women

June 8th, 2009

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Shemar Moore crosses international lines to do his dirt.

HSK has learned the former soap opera actor was seen during the early hours of Monday morning tricking his cash off to blond Canadian strippers, just before making an appearance at Niagara Falls’ “Rumors” night club.

After the photograph above was taken Shemar and his entourage took the phone deleted all the pictures then threw it to the ground. Fortunately for us Blackberry messenger is INSTANT!

And though Moore portrays a pro-black attitude, we’re told the former “Young and the Restless” cast member wouldn’t give any of the minority dancers the time of day.

Though  well known on the circuit that Moore gets absolutely no street credibility, we’re told the non-Oscar winner acted like his shit doesn’t stink in Canada (of all places) …a place Billy Bob Thornton referred to as, “Mash potatoes without the gravy.”

Now, HSK wants to know what you think. Does Moore hold the swag to act like that???

Vanessa Bryant vs. Trina

June 8th, 2009

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In 2008 Trina put out a track rapping about her and Kobe hump’in and all that. Guess what? Vanessa Bryant doesn’t like it. As a matter of fact Vanessa does not like Trina at all. Know why? ‘Cuz Vanessa called Trina a no-talented dwarf. Now if this is true shouldn’t Trina react? Didn’t Trina have a hit record, Tha Baddest Bitch?

By the way Kobe is denying it all like a true player. Wouldn’t you? Being that Trina is the queen of Mami I must ask: is she going to stand for this? Who cares? I find Vanessa Bryant and Trina both unattractive. Don’t you?

-Guru Jacky

Amber Rose: “I’m Allowed To MakeOut With My Sister” (wtf)?

June 8th, 2009

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Amber is out and guess what she’s doing? Amber is making out with her sister…

Isn’t this what we all call incest? Did Kanye know about Amber’s
despicable sexual actions with her sister? This girl is totally
disgusting and I’m ashamed of Kanye West. Know why? Continue Reading…




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