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Sampling… Real Production or Real Ripoff?

May 18th, 2010


Back in the 90’s, many so-called producers were laughing all the way to the bank, after stealing exerts of classics, created by true to-the-bone artists.

My reasoning for using the word ‘stealing’, is because many of the producers in question never took the time to make an effort to tweek what they were thieving. I can’t even count the number of times I’ve heard the Frankie Beverly And Maze track, “Before I Let Go”. With so many rappers laying their vocals on the classic track, the group “Maze” didn’t need to release another album. Know why? Because hip/hop producers must of been paying out the ass to clear the sample.

Sean “Puffy” Combs is notorious for making a lengthy career, from his constant sampling of music. That does not constitute being a producer Diddy!!! Anyone with a pair of ears can hear that dude simply sampled any record he liked, added new drums, threw a rapper or singer on it, and released it. Guess what? Those so-called works of art sold millions.

Jermaine “The Man Kid” Dupris is yet another self-proclaimed producer. He too followed what I like to call – The Puffy Method. Neither Diddy nor Dupris created anything original. That’s not an artist!!! Continue Reading…

Lindsay Lohan Pushes Boys to the Side

May 18th, 2010

Recent reports are looming of Lilo getting drunk at the Cannes Film Festival. Well…if she doesn’t get back to L.A. for her upcoming court date, she’ll be issued a bench warrant. The problem is the volcanic ash coming from Iceland may make it impossible for Lindsay to catch a flight back to the states. Which may leave Lilo’s new girlfriend, Indrani, with no choice but to play the waiting game here in the City of Angels.

Lindsay and Indrani aka Julia I. Pal Chaudhuri, a 36-year-old photographer, met last year at a photo shoot. Sources say there’s a “romantic chemistry” between them. Know why? Because Lindsay and Indrani have been seen out on several dates mane. Continue Reading…

Jacky Jasper Throwback – “Mad Game” featuring Roger Troutman

May 18th, 2010

cameo features: Ike Turner, Glen Plummer (Saw), Federico Castellucio (The Sopranos), Peter Greene (Pulp Fiction)

Mos Def’s Wife Can’t Take the Pressure!

May 17th, 2010

Mos Def’s wife has been suffering severe panic attacks after making appearances to promote her tell-all book “Breaking The Code Of Silence”, at Chapters bookstores. Sources say that may be because her attempt to follow in the footsteps of Karrine “Superhead” Steffans is a flop. Now, Mos Def is said to be refusing to sign divorce papers from the former stripper.

Just last week I contacted Wyatt for an interview, but I later declined from speaking to her. Know why? Because the greedy bitch wanted me to pay her mane!

You may remember Alana Wyatt decided to divorce Mos Def after she says she became afraid of the rapper when he pinned her to a hotel bed in Brazil. That’s when Wyatt said flashbacks of her previous abusive relationships were sparked, and decided the marriage. Continue Reading…

Jacky Jasper’s List of 100 Things Which Make a Chic UNDATEABLE…

May 17th, 2010

79 – 70

Last week VH1 featured a program called “Undateable”, which I found to be more so male-bashing than anything else. So, I’ve decided to speak up for the guys.

Here’s my continuations of 100 things which make a chic UNDATEABLE…

79. Chics who second guess a dude’s word and feel the need to ask for their girlfriends opinion. Most girlfriends are haters, so this definitely makes a chic UNDATEABLE.

78. Any chic who buys a restaurant-made dinner before returning home and placing that dinner into her pots on the stove…this before inviting you over and serving you a meal that she acts like she prepared herself. She’s a con-woman, and that makes her UNDATEABLE!

77. I don’t want to be around any chic who has too many mental issues. I’m just a man, not a psychiatrist. So, having too many problems makes you UNDATEABLE.

76. If a chic is talking to me, grossing me out with the food stuck between her teeth…she’s UNDATEABLE!

75. I’m scared if a chic is too close to her mother. Show me a dude who likes his Mother-in-Law, and you’ll see a man who’s contemplating suicide. Continue Reading…

Who’s Jacky Talking About? – May 17, 2010

May 17th, 2010

Everybody looks up to this old bastard. They all believe he’s some sex guru but his lifestyle is just an illusion. I met dude years ago I was not impressed he reminded me of Mr. Burns from the television show The Simpsons.

He’s a short man with a hunch back but he was very polite to me when we were introduced. I must say though when he started dancing with his 2 younger girlfriends I busted out into laughter. He had no rhythm when he danced but his black bodyguard kept taking pictures of him and the 2 girls with a Polaroid camera when they were all on the dance floor.

I never fell for his script like everyone else did because I knew girls who lived in his mansion and they told me they all got an allowance and his investors/friends will come over to his home where they all lived and they were forced to have sex. The girls knew what they had to do if they wanted the spotlight and I was not shocked at all when they told me that the old bastard was gay (by the way he doesn’t like women of color either).

I was told it’s his brother Keith who’s the real ladies man. One chic who once lived at his house told me when LL Cool J came over they didn’t know that Uncle L was a married man. Know why? Because he was banging all the chic’s mane. Continue Reading…

Jacky Jasper’s 100 Things That Make Chics UNDATEABLE Countdown!!

May 14th, 2010

After being sickened by a male-bashing “Undateable” show on VH1 last night, I said to myself that these chics got nerve. Know why? Because they’re the same people who would be in another relationship, in less than a year, if their husbands died tomorrow (spending their dead spouse’s insurance money on their new mate). I’m not making this stuff…up I’ve seen it with my own eyes!!! So, I’ve decided to do my top 100 things (10 a day) that make a chic undateable. Here we go…


89. If you’re a chic with a pot belly accented with a navel piercing, you’re UNDATEABLE.

88. Having a drug and or alcohol abuse problem lands you as UNDATEABLE.

87. Running around with a bootleg designer bag shows exactly how fake you are, and that makes you UNDATEABLE!

86. Any chic who doesn’t keep her toes and fingers properly manicured is UNDATEABLE.

85. If you shop at discount stores there’s no way you can walk the streets with me which makes you UNDATEABLE. Continue Reading…

Beyonce Is a Liar and a Thief!

May 14th, 2010

There’s talk in Tinsel Town of Destiny’s Child getting back back together, and Bey is said to be writing some songs for the group. But, is Beyonce really writing those songs? Word from Def/Jam artist Chrisette Michele is that she wrote a track called “Ego” for Beyonce, and she’s pissed that she hasn’t received any writing credit.

Here’s what Chrisette Michele had to say:

“It was really scary for me to release my pen because I have written my first album by myself. You don’t know if they’re going to be able to capture your voice the same way that you have captured it yourself.”

Michele went on to say the song “Ego” was originally for her album, but she gave it to Beyonce instead. That was a bad move. Know why? Because in the end, only producers Elvis Williams, Harold Lilly and Beyonce Knowles were credited for the song!

This is not the first time Bey has been caught jacking songwriting credits. You may remember her pulling the same move connected to the “Scared Of Lonely” song. Producer Rico Love has said it was him who did the writing along with Solange and Lashawn Danielsand Crystile, but it was Beyonce’s which appeared on the song’s credits…Ouch!!! Continue Reading…

Legendary Jazz Singer Lena Horne Laid To Rest…

May 14th, 2010

Thousands of mourners bid their final farewells to one of Hollywood’s first black leading ladies who broke through decades of racial boundaries, Friday.

Legendary jazz singer and actress Lena Horne was laid to rest in New York City after passing away at the age of 92, Sunday.

Among the massive group paying their respects were Horne’s granddaughter, actress Jenny Lumet, former Mayor David Dinkins and singer Chita Rivera.

Horne “was so many ideas existing all at the same time in the same space and they were all conflicting and they were all true,” Lumet said.“I’ve tried to sum her up and I can’t sum her up; summing up really means it’s over and I think that she’s not over and that she’s quite infinite.” Continue Reading…

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May 14th, 2010

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