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February 26th, 2010

Jacky was just keepin people in line. Jay had some harsh words for Michelle Obama so if you can’t take it don’t try and dish it. The street fight challenge is still open. Jacky will donate all proceeds to charity!


February 26th, 2010


Others Not So

Here one of our more intelligent readers indulges a random reader lacking in common sense and decency.

Pay_Me_Or_Pay_Me_No_Attention Says:
February 21st, 2010 at 15:20
Whites Banned From Jay-Z’s Party

Hey Anonymous Racist,

If your deity judges based on skin pigmentation then they’re no deity. Because any true enlightened soul knows God doesn’t judge. Only squares do. Divinity can’t be reached without individuality. So any God that puts judgments or conditions is a false deity and just a man made myth.

So congratulations Anonymous racist, you’ve fallen for a stupid man made myth just the same as all the white Jesus freaks. So, why don’t you go hang out with Sarah Palin and Rush and Cheney. Because they cause all their evil in the name of Jesus, just like you’re justifying that racist and evil comment under your fake God.

I’m white and have been friends with Jacky and his whole crew since ‘97. Do you think Jacky would be having the success he’s having with a vibe like yours? This is a site for Pimps and enlightened souls. This is not a site just for black people. Urban does not equal Black only. Urban equals Black, Latino, Asian, Gay, Disabled and anyone else that has come from the streets or understands street psychology. If you wanna
spread hate and fear, go hang out with Fox News and Drudge and the Klan and crazy-ass Sarah Palin. Then you guys can all engage in your religous fanaticism together, and spread that hate because you’re too insecure to be true to your self. Dude, I studied religions in college. And I studied Sun Ra. And if that God or Myth were real, he’d be smacking you upside the head now.

So go hang out with the Klan, racist. You act just like them.

On a lighter note, I’ve always thought that white people deserve a derogatory name or slam that is equal in slander or offense as the much politicized “N” word. I’ve felt that nothing has ever really come up for others to throw in white people’s faces when such a term is deserved by one. So, I want to take this moment to nominate the term “Cousin-Fucker” as the new official “N” word for white people. It’s fitting and appropriate as I don’t know any other modernized cultures where a very small percentage regularly engage in such abhorrent practices . And the only ones that do, are always the racist and evil ones that deserve their misery. For example, next time a
small child sees Sarah Palin acting crazy on T.V. and asks in fear what she’s ranting about, the adult would respond: “Pay no attention to her honey, she’s just a cousin-fucker.”

Somebody put it in the Urban Dictionary and make it happen. And remember it was originated by a white dude on HSK.


Sex Tape Lands 50 Cent Lawsuit

February 25th, 2010

It seems that one woman who allowed herself to be tape in the act of sexual activities can’t take a joke.

That’s because which was made by 50 CENT of the footage has lead to the Florida woman filing a lawsuit against the rapper.

Now, Lastonia Leviston alleges that 50 Cent unlawfully released her homemade sex clip on the internet after editing himself into the video. That’s a video in which the dude’s face was reportedly blurred out while 50 is said to have been wearing a curly wig and blue robe. HILARIOUS!

Now, the bitch is suing for unauthorized use of her name or image, and emotional distress.

This is a classic case of what a ungrateful bitch is this worthless woman Lastonia Leviston had no income she was on her ass flat broke because of her correctional officer turned rapper baby father Rick Ross didn’t give her any child support…Know why? Because her baby father took all his money and bought jewelry just to keep up with other high profiled rappers dude didn’t even follow the weight loss trend and got the Lap Band surgery… Continue Reading…

Al Reynold’s Pink Corvette Speeds Off to Uncle Tom’s Cabin

February 25th, 2010



sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple…

Today at Uncle Tom’s Cabin, all are filled with joy as they anxiously anticipate the Annual Chicken and Watermelon Eating Contest. As the preparations were underway, Fox News anchorman, Brit Hume became furious and directed his anger towards Sean Hannity. “How did the media find out about Ron Paul being a racist? How!!!” Hannity stormed over. “First and foremost you don’t ever yell at me Brit! CNN or MSNBC are more than likely to blame, but Ron only has to retract his statements and say they’re lying.”said Hannity.

Brit looked at Hannity. “Like they took his words out of context? he asked. Hannity took a sip of his coffee, and arched his left eyebrow. “Get Ron on the phone and tell him what to do,” Hannity said.

Al Reynolds was spotted driving a pink turbo corvette, leaving Virginia State. That’s when the former Mr. Jones saw a limousine parked on Highway 290 East, and decided to stop. Al exited his pink corvette and walked over to the limousine…only to discover Minnesota Viking Bryant McKinnie and rapper Trina finishing having sex. They didn’t see Al.

“You ain’t paying me enough money Bryant to be fucking me on the side of the highway…I know Lil Kim will do anything for money so she can fund her plastic surgeries, but I got some morals,” said Trina. Bryant pointed his finger in Trina’s face after zipping up his pants. “You’re a washed up rapper…I saved you. And, I missed my Super Bowl game because of you two bitches,” said Bryant.

Al began banging on the Limousine window screaming, “And Bryant you’re going to miss your reservation to Uncle Tom’s Cabin because of them bitches too!”

Al walked back to his pink corvette and drove off at turbo speed, heading to a place where he knows that he belongs… Continue Reading…

Mixtape Master DJ Green Lantern and Jacky Jasper Kick It

February 25th, 2010


The host of “The Invasion” and mixtape mastermind behind notable remixes like Nas and Tupac’s “Thugz Mansion” is also the man responsible for some of hip hop’s most memorable beats from artists including Eminem, Ludacris and Busta Rhymes.

In this exclusive interview with Jacky Jasper, DJ Green Lantern tells of his journey from making beats…to sampling…to credited hip hop producer. During their very candid conversation, the man dubbed ‘The Evil Genius’ also briefly tells Jacky where he stands on the issue of free internet music.

Take a Listen… Continue Reading…

Lady Gaga’s AIDS Scare

February 25th, 2010

Lady Gaga unsafe Sex with Perez Hilton

Lady Gaga says her behavior on the The Monster Ball tour has motivated her to visit the doctor to be tested for the HIV virus. That seems very suspect.

The 23-year-old singer recently made a trip to a New York doctor because she says she hasn’t been making decisions with her health in mind. Hmmmmm…I wonder what kind of decisions she’s referring to.

“I had an HIV test two days ago – and it’s not because I’m taking off my clothes every night with a different man. When I’m on the road, I forget about taking care of my body. I don’t go to the doctor as regularly as if I were in one place all the time. So I woke up and thought, ‘Oh, I’m home in New York. I’m going to see my gyno and I’m getting an HIV test, ” said Lady Gaga.

This news comes after a very open discussion Lady Gaga had with a reporter regarding what she says are the major differences on views of promiscuous men and loose women.

“When a guy says, ‘Oh I f**ked all these chicks this week’, there’s a high-five and giggling. But when a woman does it and it’s publicized or she’s open about her sexuality or she’s free or liberated, it’s ‘Oh, she must have a d**k’. There’s a threat,” said Lady Gaga. Continue Reading…

Madonna’s Latest Jumpoff is a PUSSY!

February 25th, 2010

It seems that Madonna likes to be the only one wearing the pants in her house — Well that’s no surprise. But, get this…Underwear model, Jesus Luz, was spotted hiding in a corner CRYING at a party he was DJ’ing after someone threw a beer in his face! And, he didn’t return to ‘the wheels of steel’ until he rounded up four bodyguards to watch his back.

The 22-year-old Madonna boy-toy better toughen up that skin! That’s because he’s set to step into the spotlight with a April CD release…that is under his master, dominatrix Madonna’s label. Continue Reading…

Jay Mohr Attacks Jacky Jasper Via Twitter

February 25th, 2010


Jay Mohr recently took shots at me on Twitter, calling me wack. He even blocked me from following him on Twitter. Know why? Because he knows that I’m going to use Twitter to tell him about his mom, and his manly-looking wife. Who I might add, can make a pimp throw-up! I mean, she’s such an ugly bitch, she could raise the dead.

Jay Mohr’s wife is YUK!!! My reason for banging on Jay’s wife stems from him having the audacity to insult Michelle Obama. I refuse to repeat the degrading names he used to describe the first lady, but what can one expect from a man who taught his dog how to hump stuffed animals??? As a matter of fact, it just maybe that Jay’s dog picked-up that dirty trick from witnessing Jay humping blow-up sex dolls. That’s something I definitely would not put past Jay Mohr (just take a look at his wife). Lady Gaga is more feminine, and we all know that she’s part man. Continue Reading…

“We Love The Cabin” Produced by Will.I.AM @TheCabinRetreat

February 24th, 2010



sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple…

Today at Uncle Tom’s Cabin, Bill O’Reilly paired up with Lionel Richie to brainstorm ideas before coming up with a plan to remake “We Are The World” with their own spin called “We Love the Cabin”. Excited O’Reilly immediately began notifying all the acts that they must partake in this recording. Toby Keith was filled with joy, and joined Lionel to write the track. O’Reilly relayed that he would love for them to perform  the soon-to-be smashing hit single this Friday at the Cabin Awards Show.

Larry Elder was spotted riding a turbo segway on interstate-10 leaving Hollywood for a place where he knows that he belongs…

Back at the cabin, everyone was gathered in the recording studio as Will I Am suggested all the proceeds from the song be donated to the poor. That’s when O’Reilly walked over to Will I Am’s side. “Listen pinhead this song is my idea, and all the proceeds will go where ever I want it to go,” said O’Reilly. “I suggest we take the money from the song and build more cabins around the United States. And, don’t think that I don’t know about you stealing other peoples material!!!”

Sean Hannity walked over to O’Reilly. “What’s wrong Bill?” Hannity asked. O’Reilly stopped. “Nothing just keep your eyes on Will I AM…he likes to steal songs and I don’t want Lionel and Toby’s song being the next hit single on the Black Eyed Peas album.” O’Reilly said. Continue Reading…

Russell Simmons: “It’s economics that separates people, not race.”

February 24th, 2010

HSK Exclusive - In today’s episode, you’ll hear an intimate discussion between Russell Simmons and Jacky Jasper. Today, Jacky delves into the mind of the man behind Def Jam Records, to uncover Uncle Russ’ stance on the relationship between the state of race and economics in America. The music mogul credits Hip Hop for helping to merge races, yet admits that poverty is still very prevalent in our society.

Jacky Jasper agrees, admitting that one does not have to leave their neighborhood, let alone this country to see the underprivileged living amongst us.

Take a Listen…

Download Interview HERE!

(Originally Published October 23, 2009)



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