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“Show Me the Cotton”, Exclaimed Cuba Gooding Jr.

February 9th, 2010

2ND ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT

sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple…

Today at Fox News headquarters, Chris Wallace and Eric Shawn were heading to get some coffee. “Eric, have you ever had sex with a Negro woman?” Chris asked. “Is this a trick question? Because if I were to say yes, and you told Mr. Murdoch, I’ll be instantly fired… so the answer is no. But why do you ask?” Eric replied. Chris smirked. “Well rumor has it that Chinese women have slanted vagina’s, so one must wonder if Negro women have an abnormal vagina,” Chris reasoned. “Lets surf over to O’Reilly’s favorite porn site and find out,” Eric suggested. As the pair each sat in front of their computers, Arthel Neville passed by, pulling her luggage for her weekend retreat. “Hey Arthel, could you come over here and show Chris and I your ass? We’d both like to know if it’s red like a baboon,” Eric said. Both men laughed, catching the attention of John Kasich, who was seated nearby. “Don’t worry fellas,” John said. “She can’t press charges on you for racially motivated harassment. All the colored employees sign off their legal rights as a part of their contracts with FOX NEWS.” Eric took a sip of his coffee. “Rupert Mudoch is a genius,” Eric exclaimed.

Up in Alaska, a man wearing a parka coat is seated in a sled that’s being pulled across the snow by eight huskies, at turbo speed. And, if you guessed that man to be Cuba Gooding Jr., you’re right! Cuba walked off the set of the sequel to the movie “Snow Dogs.” A movie that was paying him $20 million. But, he doesn’t care. Know why? Because to him, the cabin retreat is much more important. Cuba takes his whip to the running dogs. “Faster…faster!” Cuba orders. Continue Reading…

Who is Jacky Talking About? – February 8, 2010

February 8th, 2010

He’s from New England, and he started his career riding on his brother’s coattails. He’s a person who is no stranger to the world of gay men. Know why? Because he stepped into the limelight as an underwear model mane. Just ask Ashton Kutcher. His semi-nude photos eventually lead him to live a short rap career – where he was sure to stay scantily clad, showing off his steroid-filled muscles, in his music videos. Dude even performed in his underwear, which caught the attention of gay Hollywood…Why do you think his career took off?

This man is notorious for using his black friends from Boston to gain street credibility. Here in Hollywood, he also once used his black friends to tell the club owners that he was trying to get in….this while he sat in his car parked in a nearby parking lot, to avoid embarrassment, if they rejected him. Continue Reading…

New Lionel Richie Album – “Live from the Cabin”

February 8th, 2010

2ND ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT

sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple…

Today at Fox News headquarters, Gregg Jarrett received a Fox News executive order. That’s when he immediately ran over to Kelly Wright. “Mr. Mudoch wants you to hurry up and get your ass down to the cabin right away. “Why didn’t he call me? ” Kelly asked. “You were on the air,” Gregg replied. Kelly quickly left the office, making an announcement to all the Fox staff members, as he walked through the door. “Jane Skinner and I are doing a Shirley Temple and Bojangles act this year. She’s playing Shirley and I’m playing Bojangles… It’s going to be a blast – don’t miss it,” Kelly screamed.

After hearing Kelly’s announcement, Neil Cavuto walked over to Andrew Napolitano’s desk. “Our Negroes are having too much fun at that cabin,” Neil whispered to Andrew.

Down in Miami, Hank Baskett is dealing with depression after losing the Super Bowl. So, his wife, Kendra made a suggestion that Hank should take a vacation to Uncle Tom’s Cabin. Know why? Because she knows it’s a perfect place for her husband. Kendra immediately put a call in to Fox News headquarters. Oliver North answered Kendra’s prayers by giving her directions to the retreat. Continue Reading…

Where Are Video Models Now?

February 8th, 2010

Death of the Hype Williams Era..

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The day of high budget rap videos are long gone. Gone too are the modeling jobs those budgets also supported. Now, video models like Angel Lola Luv, Melyssa Ford, Esther Baxer, Maliah Michel, and Buffy The Body are canvassing urban train stations with their dirty ass crack showing.

Let me take this opportunity to break it down further – Melyssa Ford (who according to the rapper, Game, drives a Honda Accord). This Canadian import came to the United States looking to take the modeling world by storm. Ford posed in Smooth dam nearly 800 times…that was the height of this coke-sniffing model’s career. Nevertheless this jack-ass got her first underage break in Jigga Man’s Big Pimp’in video. She later became a piece of hot shit…somewhat like a boiling turd. Who ever watched her bullshit show on BET?. Continue Reading…

Dr. Conrad Murray Pleas Not Guilty

February 8th, 2010

Dr. Conrad Murray plead not guilty to involuntary manslaughter during a Los Angeles court arraignment, early this afternoon.

Members of the Jackson family were present for today’s court proceedings – including Katherine, Joe, LaToya and Jermaine.

The District Attorney’s office is said to be using Michael Jackson’s autopsy report as key information against Dr. Murray. According to that report, MJ died of Propofol intoxication – which was administered by someone other than Jackson, in a non-hospital setting. Continue Reading…

Joe Francis Diced Up by Jayde Nicole Legal Team

February 6th, 2010

HSK Beats TMZ to a case almost entirely about them

Attorney Ronald Richards once again continues to protect Freedom of Speech.

Today HSK has exclusively obtained and published court documents from the recent SLAPP MOTION hearing in the Jayde Nicole vs. Joe Francis cross-complaint.

Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild lost his cross-complaint against Jayde Nicole today. Judge Mark V. Mooney of the Los Angeles Superior Court dismissed his complaint against Jayde Nicole for libel, slander, and false light. The Court found that Joe Francis was a public figure and that Ms. Nicole’s comments to the media were protected speech relating to the topic of Mr. Francis objectifying and exploiting young women.

Since Mr. Francis failed to meet his burden of proof that the statements were made with actual malice, the Court dismissed the case finding no actual malice had been proven by Mr. Francis. Continue Reading…

John Terry aka The UK’s Tiger Woods, Stripped of English Captaincy

February 6th, 2010

Just months before the World Cup, the captain of England’s national soccer team was stripped of the role over a seamy sex scandal. John Terry, 29 and married, had an affair with a teammate’s girlfriend—even paying for an abortion—and then tried through lawyers and, reportedly, hush money to keep things quiet. “The situation was becoming worse by the day,” a source tells the Daily Mail. “(Coach) Fabio (Capello) needed to protect the team.”

“I fully respect Fabio Capello’s decision,” Terry said in a statement to the Sun. “I will continue to give everything for England.” Meanwhile, Vanessa Perroncel, the 28-year-old French lingerie model on the other end of the relationship, denied she’d been paid off, and said she wouldn’t take tabloids’ money to talk.

Continue Reading…

Harold Ford Jr. Takes His Rightful Place @ Uncle Tom’s Cabin

February 5th, 2010

2ND ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT

sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple…

Today at Fox News headquarters, Sheppard Smith was sitting at his desk, he just wrapped one of his many daily telephone conversations. That’s when he motioned to Julian. “Guess who I just got off the phone with?” Sheppard asked Julian. “Hmmmmm,” Julian said. “The only President who really took charge of our great country?” Sheppard chuckled. “Good guess, but you’re wrong,” Sheppard replied. “I was actually speaking with Tavis Smiley, and he’s completely destroyed that PBS has him doing commercials about idiots like Frederick Douglass and Booker T. Washington. He’s looking to work here at Fox, and he wants me to put in a good word for him to Rupert Murdoch. Juilan, you’re so lucky to be working with us. Shouldn’t you be already at that beautiful cabin?”

Julian shook his head in disappointed. “I have some errands to run for Mr. O’Reilly,” Julian said. “To be honest, I’d like more than to just visit there, I want to live there. Uncle Tom’s Cabin is made for Negroes like me…the cotton fields, and watermelon patches are heaven”, Sheppard smiled. Continue Reading…

Anne Hathaway Nude Sex Scene Pictures

February 5th, 2010

The photos (HERE) are NSFW and so is the site hosting them so we can not publish them here. SORRY!

CAT FIGHT!!! Lindsay Lohan vs Samantha Ronson

February 5th, 2010

L.A. club goers got more than they bargained for, Wednesday night, after a fight broke out between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson…ending with Lohan throwing her drink on her ex-girlfriend.

“Lindsay was trying to get Sam’s attention, but she was working and studiously ignored Lindsay. You could see Lindsay getting more and more worked up the more Sam didn’t pay her any attention,” says a source. “Sam just got sick of it all in the end though and started taunting Lindsay about her being all drunk and messed up. That made Lindsay just totally flip out on Sam. She picked up a drink and threw it straight in her face! Sam was absolutely furious and picked up some DJ equipment that was by her and threw that at Lindsay. It was crazy!

The incident comes after a string of public battles between the on/off couple. Continue Reading…




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