Clarance Thomas is on the way to his home away from home. He is Joining Michael Steele, Larry Elder, America’s favorite house negro Travis Smiley, and General Colin Powell.
Clarance is one of the biggest house Negroes to walk on American soil. He’s the one who wanted to take the case of President Obama’s citizenship. Clarance questioned whether Obama is an American. He’s a silly negro.
He cannot wait to to spent some quality time in Uncle Tom’s Cabin. He is greeted by the Cabin’s Landlord Sean Hannity. At the Cabin, Clarance will learn how to Riverdance and he will also learn to enjoy killing wild animals. Republicans call this hunting. Clarance Thomas doesn’t want to hear about Black History Month he’s spending sometime at the Fox retreat at Uncle Tom’s Cabin. Continue Reading…
You can’t be mad at Uncle L he did it his way and most you enjoyed it. He made Def/Jam, oh yes he did. The bigger LL became the bigger Def Jam’s roster grew. He is a Hip/Hop Icon. Don’t you agree?
LL was a battle MC. He destroyed all but ICE-T. ICE-T was the only MC to battle LL and still have a career. All others were through. Thinking back I never saw him with a gang of killa’s. He never really had a posse did he? I am sure he had killa’s on speed dial but LL never made the news on some street shit. Doesn’t mean his hands are clean but he did a good job ducking bad press.
Face it, he was the first to take his shirt off and show his muscles on stage and for pictures and videos. Many followed including TUPAC. Ladies Love Cool James! Continue Reading…
Colin Powell has decided to join his Fox News And Friends. He’s taking some time off to enjoy the festivities at Uncle Tom’s Cabin.
He’s greeted by Michael Steele, Larry Elder and America’s favorite house negro Travis Smiley. They are all singing and dancing to a Hank Williams Jr. song as Sean Hannity the Cabin’s Land Lord introduces himself to Mr Powell. Other members of the Republican Party give a toast to the biggest lie ever told by Colin Powell, the WMD story. They all laugh as Karen Hughes shows the general to his room where he will spend some time. Continue Reading…
These 3 guys are shooting a movie together. The film is called Ohio and the film is about anti Vietnam war protesters. It goes down at Kent State University. The year was 1970.
Justin and Zac Efron are mad. They are upset because Will Pattinson got the leading role for the movie Ohio.
Question: Who is Zac Efron? I’ll tell you who Zac Efron is. He’s a fake John Travolta. I saw bits of the movie Grease and I saw the commercial for High School Musical. Guess What? High School Musical is a remake of Grease which is a remake of Westside Story.
This guy Zac Efron thinks he’s Travolta. He’s fucking nuts. Must I remind him that Travolta was a Sweathog on Welcome Back Kotter. Travolta was doing comedy before Saturday Night Fever. Zac, He’s way more talented than you. Zac I am sorry you can’t walk in Travola’s shoes. Don’t be mad fall back! Zac know your place. Ohio is a serious film. Continue Reading…
FIRST ANNUAL BLACK HISTORY MONTH UNCLE TOMS CABIN RETREAT sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple
Larry Elder is a piece of shit. He hates his race. He is a textbook House Nigga I don’t like this guy one bit. LAW-rence Elder is a knucklehead.
Larry is joining the Fox New’s staff and the Republican Party (excluding David Duke) at the cabin for a month of SHUCKIN & JIVIN. Micheal Steele already checked in on the first. Did I tell you Sean Hannity is the cabin’s landlord? Sean is greeting all guests as they arrive.
All the rooms in the cabin will be filled before the month is over. Can you guess who will check into Uncle Tom’s Cabin tomorrow?
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