Paula Abdul Dissed By Dancing With The Stars Producers

We all know Dancing With The Stars is for the seniors and that’s the reason why your grandparents watch this program….I’ve never seen a episode of this horrible program and I’m proud to say it. Any male caught watching this program is probably gay or being forced by his bitch.
Why won’t the people over at Dancing With the Stars allow Paula Abdul to be a judge on their horrible program? Paula does have talent when it comes to dancing – she did her ten thousand hours of dancing so that makes Paula Abdul a professional dancer…right?
The producers over at Dancing With The Stars want Paula Abdul to be a contestant! They don’t want Paula to be a judge. I must ask isn’t that quite feisty of them? When you go to the club nowadays everybody thinks they’re a good dancer ‘cuz everybody is taking dance lessons. When did we return to the Saturday Night Fever era? If so I’m not joining in – I refuse to perspire in my expensive threads…Thank you…
-Guru Jacky
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