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Perez Assaulted By Will I AM?
by Jacky Jasper
There’s a lot of confusion about this, what really happened? Why the fuck am I getting blasted on twitter about this from the T-Dot? Wil. I. Am denies assaulting Perez, but check out the quoted text Perez’s Twitter below!
I’m in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.
I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke.
Still waiting for the police. The bleeding has stopped. I need to document this. Please, can the police come to the SoHo Met Hotel.
I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here.
I don’t really care about Perez Hilton, he doesn’t even write his own shit anymore….he’s the lip syncer of the blog world!
Good news is though, if this is true; Wil. I. AM finally did something I can respect him for. Although WillX has denied the attack and has send several pics of txt messages where he personally denies it. I am also hearing Tila is starting a campaign against Perez… This will be interesting!
More as the story continues.
-Guru Jacky
a lot of people don’t understand that it’s okay for Mario (Perez) to be petty and contradict himself all the time… see, that’s how he makes a living
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