Lady Gaga & Perez Hilton 3way Sex Tape
Perez Hilton is a total jerk. I told you all this months ago that he is outta control. Ask the rapper Noreaga. He’s from the rap group Capone & Noreaga. He had beef with the bitch queen of media, Perez Hilton too. You people created this talentless asshole.
Didn’t you? I didn’t. I never been to his website in my life. I’m so proud to say this too. Can you?
Perez Hilton is even putting up YouTube videos crying about the “assault” and calling Fergie from the pop group the Black Eye Peas “fugly” and a few other choice words.
Who is he to talk to a woman like that? We all know Perez Hilton hates women; ask Carrie Prejean! Maybe he secretly wants to be a woman. That’s why when Perez Hilton sees a beautiful woman it just makes him cringe.
Who is he to call Will. I. am. a “faggot”? If you call someone names (especially prejudice words you yourself would be up in arms over) you should expect some sort of confrontation. Shouldn’t you? I truly hope this is the downfall to his talentless “career”… Maybe it’s all the drugs in those diet pills causing Perez to spiral out of control… Won’t you agree?
-Guru Jacky
P.S. Hey Mario: We’re catching up.
(originally published June 23, 2009)
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June 23rd, 2009 at 12:39
perez hilton suck dicks and the whole world knows it
how can he call people fags?
June 23rd, 2009 at 16:46
he was crying like the little baby girl he is and say he punch ed me!! he even talks baby talk
July 5th, 2009 at 13:31
I LOVE THIS SITE!!!
July 7th, 2009 at 13:34
OMG
July 23rd, 2009 at 02:08
Fuck Perez Hilton, if I had to choose which famous person should have died this year, he would have died a month ago instead of Michael jackson. When reports were coming out that MJ was in the hospital, he was on his twitter page and posted a pic of MJ, with white letters saying “heart attack or cold feet?” Perez Hilton should die, he flaunts his fat ass all around hollywood pretending he is important, he isn’t if he died tomorrow it would probably only be mentioned if it were a slow news day.