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PHARRELL’s New Fashion Line Doesn’t Pass The Jacky Test

by Jacky Jasper

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Pharrell has a new line of clothes…I’m fucking dying with laughter.

ICE CREAM is the name and if you get caught wearing this line I know what you’re doing behind closed doors. This male model/music producer/businessman Pharrell is fucking nuts. Does he really think that the Urban kids will purchase and wear his fruitcake clothing?

Pharrell is taking pictures wearing horse riding boots for Christ sake. Here it is: Pharrell, Kanye West, Fonzworth Bentley, and Andre 3000 are totally all about fashion-not music. These guys all dress like Scottish and English white men…in other words they think the conservative look is rather sharp. Guess what? It’s not.

Thier dress code ain’t got no soul mane…it’s very European. When is Pharrell going to come out of the closet? He does walk around with a man-purse…doesn’t he?

-Guru Jacky

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