PIMP FAIL: Pete “Anal” Wentz & Assley Simpson
“About baby pics gossip: truth is like every celeb couple we were offered mounds and mounds of money by mags from here to Guam to pimp out the baby. We just don’t want to go down that road with him.”
You lying douche!
We know firsthand that big poppa joe was trying to sell your babies photo’s. Truth is no-one cares, not HSK and not the 10 imaginary cars that follow you to Ralphs for baby formula.
The magazines refused the offers. This is an EPIC PIMP FAIL!
via: a homoboy’s life
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December 25th, 2008 at 00:24
FUCKING FAGGOTS I HATE FALL OUT BOY THEY ARE HORRIBLE.
December 25th, 2008 at 00:26
didn’t he just have a baby? He’s part black and white no kidding he comes off white though.
December 25th, 2008 at 00:28
he’s garbage I like this site it clowns on everybody.
December 27th, 2008 at 15:02
peter wentz is a DORK!
March 7th, 2009 at 03:22
its fucking amazing
March 15th, 2009 at 20:30
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