Pink Is The New Black – (If “Black” Means Lesbian)

Carey Hart is a motocross bike riding guy…nothing too exciting but here’s the million dollar question: What does Carey Hart, Kanye and Reggie Bush have in common?

They all like chic’s that wear strap-on dicks! Think Carey Hart’s wife Pink doesn’t? Of course she does! Anybody with a decent eye sight can tell Pink’s a fucking dyke. Remember the Lady Marmalade video? Google it… trust me it’s a total lesbian video. The casting for the song and video was made up of 2 feminine chicks are supposed to be Lil Kim and Christina Aguilera won’t you agree?

The 2 butch dykes were Missy Elliot and Pink. I’m sure Wanda Sykes was glued to her television set but I’m also sure Pink was pissed off; know why?

In the video they dressed Pink up as a girl and Pink didn’t look happy. I think Pink wanted to wear trousers like Missy did. Speaking of Missy Elliot have you ever seen Missy in a skirt or dress?

Back to Carey Hart and Pink… word is they got a open relationship. It worked for Dolly Parton and her husband! Did you know Dolly had her lickher license too? Carey Hart must be attracted to women who look like men , did you ever see Pink on her motorcycle with leathers on looking like Marlon Brando from the movie The Wild One? I did.

Face it Pink’s a little boy and boys like girls. Is Carey Hart a girl? The name Carey sounds pretty doesn’t it?

-Jacky