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TIGER WOODS:
“The Whitest Black Boy You’ve Ever Met”

“I fucked Tiger Woods. … Me and my girlfriends did a bachelor party for Tiger and it was amazing. And then he picked me to go in the room. I have to say he was really good.” “I think it’s pretty amazing. He’s like the whitest black boy you’ve ever met. His teeth are perfect and he’s the perfect gentleman. He’s beautiful.”

Sampson also confirmed performing oral sex on Woods and that he used a condom. “It was pretty simple, straight up sex. He’s got a lot to protect himself from too. I think he would probably die if he knew I was telling this on the internet but that’s okay, I don’t care. It was fun, it’s not like it was any big mystery.”

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