Mortgage Tycoon Chris Furie To Land Jacky a New Place to Call Home

As you may know, Jacky settles for nothing short of the best…even his dog has a room of her own. The King of Hollywood’s chateau office features a floor-to-cathedral ceiling window overlooking the City of Angels. We’re talking about a space equal to the size of four average apartments combined. The mahogany floors of HSK headquarters’ are blanketed with ginormous Persian rugs and tropical plants for both HSK staff and the dozen wall-mounted Japanese fighting fish to appreciate. This while some are struggling to pay their rent, putting their whore turned wife on the front line. (Pimp Penal Code Rule #1: You Can’t Turn A Hoe Into a Housewife.) What kind of a lifestyle is that?

Back to real talk — Our friend, attorney Ronald Richards advised HSK to “do it bigger.” That’s why we’ve got with Elite Lender Chris Furie @ Oak Mortgage to handle the job.

Just yesterday, Chris met me at my Sunset Plaza home, which many of you may have seen on HBO’s “Entourage” series. Chris advised that I turn my home in the hills into HSK headquarters, put our office on the market and leave the rest to him. Now, who am I to argue with a man who saved Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich, 11 % less than the $21.9 million listing price of his girlfriend’s Hollywood Hills home?

Not only is Chris on the hunt for the best lending terms for Jacky, but he’s also introduced HSK to many of his upscale and respectful friends.

To be sure, Jacky’s new home won’t be found on any star map. Know why? Because he doesn’t trust disrespectful people mane. And, who ever may have told you that blogging doesn’t pay, doesn’t know what they’re talking about mane. Don’t believe me? Ask Arianna Huffington.

If you’d like to share the same lending agent with Jacky, and have the money to play, you can too.

Chris Furie
Oak Mortgage