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Night Court is very confusing tonight. Both parties don’t understand what is going on. Robin Rihanna Fenty is missing. She was in Mexico looking sad and now she’s at Puffy’s house with Chris.

Judge Kawasaki wants an explanation. He asks Gloria Allred. Gloria is wearing an Alexander McQueen dress with matching shoes.

{Gloria} Your honor my client appears to be missing. She’s awol you honor.

{Judge Kawasaki} Do you have any ideas where she might be?

{Gloria} Yes I do, She’s at Puffy’s mansion in Miami.

{Judge Kawasaki} Puffy’s here I saw him dancing in the hallway. Where’s Chris Brown?

{Mark Geragos stands up} Your honor Rihanna and my client Chris Brown are both at Puffy’s house
Judge Kawasaki orders the courtroom’s bailiff to escort Sean P Diddy Combs out of the courthouse, Then the Judge speaks to the court.

{Judge Kawasaki} Gloria your client is not here and neither is yours Mark. Thanks to Puffy you guys are screwed!

{Mark Geragos} Rihanna loves Chris! Young people make mistakes you honor.

{Gloria} Rihanna is crazy. I’ll have a good talk with her judge. She’ll understand she has a great opportunity to be the next Tina Turner

{Glaye King screams out from the audience} If Rihanna takes him back she’s foolish and she will show she’s not a good role model for the kids! and I still hate Chris…

{Judge Kawasaki} ORDER IN THE COURT! Miss King please, this is not Oprah’s backyard. It’s my courthouse please be quiet

{Gloria} She’s being brainwashed by her celebrity peers.

{Judge Kawasaki} This matter will be held down until Rihanna Fenty regains her sanity. Until then court is dismissed.

Why is Jay Z pissed?    Why is Kanye saying good things about Chris Brown… 2 weeks ago… him and his friends wanted Chris dead.

Is Puffy Dr.Phil? Rihanna forgave Chris Brown…. will the public do the same? Is Rihanna following her stupid father’s advice?

Tune in when Judge Kawasaki calls Night Court back in session…..

Other Articles by Jacky:

• NIGHTCOURT: JAY Z CROSS EXAMINED ABOUT RIHANNA
• Night Court: Jay Z is Cross Examined!!!
• NIGHT COURT RETURNS: RIHANNA vs CHRIS BROWN
• Night Court: Dancing and Drugs!!
• Rihanna vs Chris Brown: Night Court in Total Chaos!!!
• NIGHT COURT: HOLLYWOOD IS HIGH
• NIGHTCOURT: Jay Z will take the Stand!!!
• Rihanna involved with 45 Year Old Man!!!!
• Night Court Recessed until Monday!!!
• Night Court: The State of California vs. Chris Brown

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