Rihanna: Still Riding The Dick Train Through LA

Rihanna won’t and can’t stop chasing dick. I truly believe that Rihanna is a total groupie. Guess who’s fingers are creeping up into her panties now? Pharrell!!!
Doesn’t Jay Z know? Rihanna is having a good ‘ole time with all the artists that are appearing on her new album. I wonder what the title of Rihanna’s new album will be? The Biggest Slut? You can’t be mad at me for guessing that! Don’t we as a society judge people by their actions? Maybe The Dream wasn’t lying after all when he said he had a serving of Rihanna…
I know quite a bit of people @ Def/Jam did…ask Kanye West.
-Guru Jacky
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- RIHANNA PLAYS PITY CARD TO SELL RECORDS
- 808’s & Heartbreaks – What do you expect?
- NIGHTCOURT: JAY Z CROSS EXAMINED ABOUT RIHANNA
- Kanye more Gangsta then 50cent!!! – Kanye vs. Paparazzi (take 3)
















July 22nd, 2009 at 15:43
Jacky,
K, now you did it!! Now you’ll have to ‘give us the Rhianna punch line!’ Jacky, are you sure ’bout Pharrell? Wow, I wonder how Breezy feels ’bout this??
Jacky, I sincerely think that he ONLY took that charge as to NOT have HER testify, I think, once everyone finds out ’bout her part in Feb 8th, they’d have nothing to do with her!
Breezy’s mother saw her for what she was and didn’t like her, but he didn’t listen to Mom, now did he? Do you think CBreezy now regrets not listening? I sure think so!
You might well ask, “Well how do YOU (X,Y, and Z) know ’bout Breezy’s feelings for Rhianna? Well, go and look at the full tape of his last court appearance, June 22nd, if you notice, when the judge told him he can’t see Rhianna, his entire body just froze up, he clinched his jaws and he just ‘reeked of discontent!’
Poor, Poor Breezy, you just gotta love him even more now; what a very embarrassing and painful lesson he has learned! Now, he’s a felon, all due to Rhianna and how does she repay his kindness, by fucking Drake and Pharrell.
Jacky, I want poof positive, I want irrefutable poof, K? If you provide with said proof, I’ll send it all over the ‘net – for real!! Since her CD is coming out soon, I just wanna take some shine off of THAT penny!
August 19th, 2009 at 17:31
Rhianna… f who she wants whenever she wants… it’s her biz… she’s young and single…