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Robert Johnson is one WHITE WASHED House Nigga!

by Jacky Jasper

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Bob Johnson once owned the television station BET. Bob is down with the democratic party but he has accepted Sean Hannity’s invitation to visit the Fox News Sponsored Uncle Toms Cabin Retreat.

Bob is greeted by Michael Steele, Clearance Thomas, Larry Elder, Colin Powell, Tyler Perry and America’s favorite house negro Travis Smiley. Ann Coulter congratulates Bob on BET-UNCUT they all rejoice for his leading black kids astray.

Bob told us all America is not ready for a black president He said Obama wasn’t smart enough for the job he later opologized but who cares? He already showed us he’s a house negro. Bob is about to spend some quality with the Fox News and Friends in Uncle Tom’s Cabin.

VIEW THE ENTIRE “UNCLE TOM’S CABIN” ARCHIVE HERE!

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4 Responses to “Robert Johnson is one WHITE WASHED House Nigga!”

  1. Adrianne Curry is the White Coco! | Latin Celebrities |

    [...] Robert Johnson is one WHITE WASHED House Nigga! [...]

  2. Cyril Luong |

    Tom Cruise, nice looking dude, but, he thinks he is the greatest thing since the invention of sliced cake!

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    jackyjasper Reply:

    He’s a conceited bastard isn’t he?

    [Reply]

  3. Scot Orduna |

    Lucky Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes for having Suri, their daugther. Oh I like her! She is absolutely adorable wearing dresses. When does her first movie or album come out? I can’t wait! Team Suri

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