Robert Pattinson Needs A Shower

Girls are telling Jacky that Robert Pattinson (the Twilight so called” hunk”) doesn’t shower. Cast members on the set of his new movie are complaining that Robert smells like shit. They are highly upset and would like for Robert to have more class. Just a little bit of soap and water dude.

Isn’t he a sex symbol? Robert’s girlfriend Nina Schubert must like musky nutz and it ain’t Planters.

Pattinson says to this- that “he hasn’t even been to the set”.