Rock of Love Bret Michaels Loses His Weave!!!

Bret Michaels is a putz! He wears more make-up than the hottest chic on his show and dude has a weave.

Yes, Bret has hair extensions. He admitted it. Is Bret Michaels a stripper? Most of the strippers I know have extensions and they wear eyeliner too just like Bret does.

That chic Marcia on the Rock of Love Bus season. The one who got tossed last night. She’s from Brazil. She was also up at my Penthouse this past summer. Oh yes Marcia was at my spot on my stripper pole ass butt naked drunk. It was Kush, Grey Goose, and Corona beer.

I paid her no attention. My boy Vinnie had found her on Sycamore and Hollywood. She was staying at the hostel. She wanted to whore and pay me to stay at my spot.

Like Brett I REJECTED her too. No fucking lie. Ron and his boy from Miami plus 2 other whores that I hate were there. Pot Belly Ashleah (Nicole Banks) and Jennifer aka Autumn Rose. I have a mean blog coming out on you two bitches.

Brett Michaels he has a lot of similarities to Little Richard. The 24/7 Mac make-up, the permanent eyeliner. According to Brett it’s not horse hair it’s natural human hair. Someone should tell Brett it’s natural human hair alright it’s a 100% natural Hindu hair. He’s walking around with some Indian dudes hair on his head acting like he’s the shit.

Maybe the retarded Milf’s love this guy because those chic’s on the show are not feeling Brett. They all want their 15 minutes, they want to have their own spin-off show like I Love New York.

I did hear Brett fucks all of them though. Yes he does, he’s having fun. Thanks to VH1 this fat fuck with a weave and face pasted in Mac make-up with eyeliner gets to be the envy of the regular guy.

Never judge what you see there’s always a catch. You will learn this on your climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$

Jacky 90:12