Rub N Tug Quickies

Chris Brown made a video to apologize to all his fans as well as Rihanna for the horrible incident that occurred last Grammy night…
Do you forgive him now? You should; we all make mistakes and I believe Christopher has learned a very expensive lesson…
I hope Jay Z understands the kid’s situation and stops throwin’ salt…We must all understand Jay is a hater though; he wants the chics with the Chanel, Louis Vuitton, and the fly pad with the whip – he’ll even pay for it. Jay Z and others like him don’t like to see other black dudes with money… they look at it like it’s a competition. Guys like Jay Z are totally insecure and you guys better wake up to it…
Bobby Valentino is on tour and selling CD’s out of his mini-van – can’t he afford a bus? No. Kids this is one of the reasons why you should stay in school show business ain’t no joke mane…Ask Bobby Brown.
50 cent got a track on his new album (due this coming fall) and Fiddy is diss’in Young Buck and The Game…Here’s the line:
” It was 5 of us/ All of us millionaires/ Now one’s a fuckin’ junkie/ The other one’s a fuck’in queer”…
I like that line 50 …Know why? ‘Cuz Game apologized to Fiddy for being silly and Buck is still looking for a record deal… in other words if a record company wants to sign Young Buck they gotta give Fiddy more than a million dollars mane…know why? Fiddy still owns Buck under a recording contract…Ouch!!! See kids… stay in school – show business ain’t no joke mane…Ask Aaron Hall.
It’s Tuesday morning and I would love to tell you more but unfortunately for you I can’t… I got a studio recording session…
Gotta Go…
-Guru Jacky
Other Articles by Jacky:
- R.I.P. – YOUNG BUCK
- BOBBY VALENTINO IS A BUM
- MIXED GIRLS WEEK – Quickie News
- WTF!?!? – RAY J SMASHED THE HOMIE YOUNG BUCK
- RUSSELL SIMMONS AND HIS BULLSHIT CLOTHING LINE
- Bubble Butt Mami Week
- Nubian Booty Week – Quickies
- NE-YO Insults Fan
- Bobby Valentino STRONG ARMS Black Youth Charity!!
- Uncle Louie Weekends – So You Think You Have Talent!










July 21st, 2009 at 12:29
Jacky,
K, so I’m so totally disgusted right now! I just don’t know what to do with myself – for real!! I didn’t even watch that video Breezy made, I just couldn’t push myself to do it!
The next thing you know is that he’ll be on Oprah crying for forgiveness! I mean, they’re just dragging this Nicca over the coals!
Jacky, why is this Nicca apologizing? Please, can you just lift the vale of ignorance from MY eyes? Jacky, some of the cogent facts:
1.) Rhianna admitted in an interview that SHE busted a bottle upside her brother’s head, leaving him with a scar. He had to be taken to a hospital for said injuries!
2.) Rhianna, leaked by non other than TMZ, said that SHE initiated the physical contact in the car on that Feb 8th evening! She was VERY AGGRESSIVE TOWARDS CBreezy! She punched, slapped and ‘hit’ him!!! <<<—Those are HER OWN WORDS!!
3.) Rhianna has admitted to hitting Breezy in Europe and in Barbados!!
Now I ask you, WHO has history of violence??!! RHIANNA, that's who!!
This boy went and took THAT charge thinking that it'd make her love him; he's such a fool! Oh, are you surprised that I used that characterization on/for Breezy? Well don't be Jacky! I'm so disgusted now, I'm beside my self with anger, frustration, sadness and who knows what else…
Breezy has no "pimp to his game," NONE…not a drop!! Now, if you noticed, covergirl ONLY started to re-play her commercials as of June 23rd! That's the day AFTER he copped! They knew what the deal was, they knew who acted up in THAT Lambo; they knew that if she'd testified that SHE'D have been shown in the worst possible light! Now Breezy has 'fallen on his sword!' And for what? To save Rhianna- that's what!!
Chris, or any of his people, associates, or whoever, if ya'll reading this, Rhianna wasn't worth it! Rhianna is a creation, something someone conjured up; an illusion, a figment of a rather bored and tired mind. Rhianna has NO TALENT! She's a rather ungainly, awkward, ungracious creature; a malignant growth on the soul of the talented – she WILL be YOUR undoing, Christopher Brown, this is but ONLY the beginning!
While god has sought to blessed YOU with talent, you seek to consort with this remorseless and untalented 'formulary' that is this…this thing…this Rhianna!
My words, I fear, will go unheard or unheeded! I'm sure Tina and Joyce have tried to talk to you, but you're in love! And love and reason keep NO company! YOU are NOW, as I've JUST recently survived, in the 'hotness of youth' and ALL of it's 'lustfulness'!
We can all now only pray for you, Christopher Maurice Brown, as the gods have cast you down into the land of the soulless arid desert that is Rhianna!
August 18th, 2009 at 13:05
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