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- Nas and Kelis had a baby boy and we all must congratulate them for bringing new life to the planet that we all call mother earth…Why isn’t Kelis allowing Nas to see his new baby? She’ll gladly take all his money…I truly hope they both work this situation out…know why? ‘Cuz it’s not only about Nas and Kelis anymore it’s about their new born baby boy mane…
- Jay Z kicked Drake off his new single! Can somebody anybody ask me if I care? I don’t…Drake is still going to be popular and I hope for his sake that he gets some good record sales…Only Beyonce and Michael Jackson were able to move decent units in a dying industry… Don’t believe me? sk Jim Jones.
- Ne-Yo was caught with a tranny and how do I know this? The picture of Ne-Yo and the tranny is all over the internet…I’m not surprised and I really don’t care…know why? ‘Cuz I’m not in the studio making music with Ne-Yo nor do I hang-out with the guy…Does a person and their sexualiy have anyting to do with their musical talent? No…So give Ne-yo a pass or he just might breakdown and start to cry again…could somebody please give this telephone number to Ne-Yo; it’s the phone number for the suicide hot line…1 800-784-2433. If they can help Lindsay Lohan they can help Ne-yo too…Won’t you agree?
It’s Wednesday morning and I’m heading to the gym…
Gotta Go…
-Guru Jacky
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- Stephon Marbury is Nuts
- 50 Cent Strikes Back
- Daily News From The Streets Of Hollywood
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