Rub N Tug Quickies – FRIDAY
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- Michael Vick has been reinstated into the NFL… for which team I don’t know but I’ll tell you this much, Michael Vick is allowed to play football again. Why not right? He did his jail time didn’t he? I wonder if the music business will do the same and reinstate Chris Brown?
- Larry King and his wife Shawn are getting a divorce after an 11 year marriage… We all should have seen this divorce coming, know why? Larry is too old – he’s 74 and his wife is 49. According to his wife Shawn their sex life sucked. Oh really Shawn? Are you surprised? Isn’t that one of the trade-offs that gold diggers need to accept? Shawn is banging younger men in the same house that her and Larry live in…Why do you think they’re getting a divorce?
- Jon Gosselin from Jon & Kate plus 8 is hanging out with Michael Lohan. I’m not surprised, know why? Most alcoholics hang with each other mane. Why do you think they go to AA classes? If you guys don’t believe ask Sir Anthony Hopkins.
It’s Friday and I got mad things to do like go back to bed…
I’m not lazy – I was recording all night and I still found the time to tell you all what’s happening…
Know why? ‘Cuz I truly love all you people – it’s beacuse of you I do what I do…
Don’t believe me? Ask my moms!
On that note…
Gotta Go…
-Guru Jacky
Other Articles by Jacky:
- Welcome to the Club Mr. King…. Your a little LATE! (Shawn King Cheats)
- Michael Lohan Threatens Girlfriend, Anyone Scared?
- Tennis Girls Week – Quickies
- LOHAN’S DRUG ADDICTION SPARKS FAMILY FEUD
- Denzel Takes a HIT!
- Jay Z and Beyonce Tell Chris Brown To Fuck Off
- TEDDY’S RANT: COPS SMELL LIKE ROTTEN SPAM AND OLD SPICE
- Thursday’s News From The Street
- Lindsay Lohan Misses Hangover Success – Too Busy “Auditioning” For Samantha Ronson’s Dick
- Nubian Booty Week – Quickies
