Russell Simmons aka Captain Save-a-Hoe

Russell is out doing his job again. He’s taking up a new job, saving hoe’s…. Russell hates pimp’s! He truly does, most tricks do don’t they?

My scout out in the valley called in and notified the H.S.K. loft that he over heard 2 porn stars saying they “”need to find Russell”. They “hate” their job. It’s spreading like a California wild fire. Russell is here to save them all. It all started with Kim Kardashian.

Russell is trying so hard to legitimize this porn star turned reality star. Now the caped crusader is back to his new tricks. Russell is now saving Ashley Dupre. He ran into her at yoga class (I think the same day he pulled our feature.)

Russell is taking money right out of the street nicca’s pockets. He’s trying to turn these hoe’s corporate and I am not mad at him. Though I will share some words of wisdom with you Russ.

ONCE A HOE ALWAYS A HOE!

Jacky 20:20