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RUSSELL SIMMONS AND HIS BULLSHIT CLOTHING LINE

by Jacky Jasper

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Have you seen Russell Simmons’ bullshit clothing line? What type of man would wear that trash? It’s for the geeks and the losers of the world if you ask me. Argyle sweaters with khaki pants and a bullshit pair of shoes is like the fake Bill Cosby look and guess what? It’s not pimp approved.

I hear all the girls laughing at you guys that dress like Kanye West and his friends which is no different than the Russell Simmons look… Fucking nerds!!! And fuck the word swagg it rhymes with fag – I stay fly motherfucker.

You guys look like you going to college – in other words you look like you just came out of the Gap store. “GAY AND PROUD”.

You bullshit niccas want to change the game in the fourth quarter. Know why? ‘Cuz you all guys are rappin’ to get pussy mane. I ain’t mad at you ‘cuz the bitches will always respect me and pay me mane. Assholes!!!

I can tell from your trick dress code that you ain’t got no game and the harlot hoes that you would go to hell for have no respect for you. They just want your dick and your money. Guess what? They can’t wait to tell real niccas like myself how silly you guys are!

So follow trick ass Russell and his homo entourage and see how far that gets you. You’ll be paying for the kids, the worthless bitch, and the nicca like me laying on the couch with a television remote in his right hand saying shit like” When is that nicca sending the check babe?” “get me a beer honey”

Assholes!!!!

-Guru Jacky

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3 Responses to “RUSSELL SIMMONS AND HIS BULLSHIT CLOTHING LINE”

  1. Anonymous |

    you’re right on with this, its lame!

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  2. bro |

    AMEN

    [Reply]

    jackyjasper Reply:

    Who wears that stuff?

    [Reply]

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