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Russell Simmon’s got a new girlfriend and her name is Sophie Monk – guess what? Sophie’s ex-boyfriend was Ryan Seacrest and I’ll tell you all a big secret: Sophie Monk is a star fucker and by saying this we must do a background check…it’s only fair, right?

Sophie is from Australia and she came to America to pursue her entertainment career. The first jockey to ride this pony was the washed up star Jude Law. Then came the second jockey Benji Madden…doesn’t he have herpes? Her and Benji were engaged for a year…Benji left Sophie for Paris Hilton but that didn’t slow Sophie down ‘cuz three months later she was dating Ryan Seacrest. Isn’t Ryan gay?

She also appeared on the HBO television series Entourage doing a sex scene with “Vinnie Chase”. Knowing Mark Wahlberg he definitely had a taste…

I Guess Sophie is tired of acting ‘cuz she’s back pursuing her music career once again…know why? ‘Cuz Sophie is now dating the hip/hop mogul Russell Simmons. What is Russell thinking? Doesn’t he know that this Sophie Monk chic is only there to use him for his connections? Why is Russell Simmon’s always trying to save these hoes?

Pretty soon Sophie Monk will be blogging on Global Grind…know why? ‘Cuz that’s the only game Russell Simmon’s is using at the moment to mack these chic’s down mane…don’t believe me…ask Kim Kardashian/ Amber Rose/ Brooke Hogan/ Julie Henderson and so on and so on just like Feberge shampoo…Russell’s tricking is out of control…won’t you agree?

-Guru Jacky

P.S. Don’t forget to check out our post on SOPHIE MONK’s NUDES!

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