Sam & Lindsey: The Art Form of Pimp’in!

Lindsay is a good bitch she listens to Sam very well. For those who don’t know whats up, Samantha Ronson is Lindsay partner.
Fuck it! They are boyfriend and girlfriend. They are a couple and couples have problems as such is life.
Word hit the news stands Monday morning that Sam and Lindsay broke up. It was one of my 2009 predictions. People were emailing me since Sam and Lindsey went at each other on NYE. My scouts were telling me they broke up. Nonetheless, I didn’t believe it so I didn’t blog it.
When I tell you it’s over then you know it’s over. I got the best scouts in the business. They didn’t break up Sam’s got game. She told Lindsay, ” bitch you better tell the world that we are still together, Lindsay you better put it on your website. Write a good blog bitch.”
Lindsay did exactly what she was told. Sam if you keep pimpin like this I’ll have no choice but to introduce you to the Bishop Don Jaun.
Pimp’in is a art and it’s fun to see chic’s getting in on the action. This is all a part of your climb up the Ladder Of $ucce$$
Jacky: 60:03
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January 6th, 2009 at 03:10
P.I.M.P.
January 6th, 2009 at 15:13
is Bishop a real PIMP or just a don Juan
January 6th, 2009 at 15:13
talk about fashion, he is stylin in this suit fit for a king!
May 28th, 2009 at 12:25
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